03-27-2018 | The BTLS Morning Show

Segment 1
Colton is in studio.
Bubba thinks he has heat with Manson, maybe its him.
Bubba’s in ‘purpatory’.
Colton got to the BRN early and is prepared.
Colton says he could do his millennial motivation now.
Bubba gave Colton props for being prepared.
Unanimous No Pop on previously from guys in studio and in Twitch chat.

Segment 2
Bubba wants Colton to do karaoke for ‘Seasons In The Sun’ by Terry Jacks.
Bubba wants to do a Terry Jacks-Off between Trace and Colton.
Bubba wants to do the Terry Jacks-Off next Tuesday ON THE STAGE FULL PRODUCTION.
Bubba plays Lasker’s stage performance of ‘Sara Smile’.
Bubba says Lasker bought an old shirt from him with flames.
Bubba says Lasker ‘has skills’ to land his wife.
Bubba goes over the ‘template’ for next week’s Terry Jacks-Off.
Bubba goes to Trace to see how he feels about Colton being at Mic 4.
Trace says ‘he[colton] shows up and now he’s a super star’.
Bubba continues playing music video for ‘Seasons In The Sun’.
Caller – Fat Bubba Lite says he sent the hotdog roller machine and tape recorder.
Bubba wants to have hotdogs tomorrow.
Bubba continues playing ‘Seasons In The Sun’.
Bubba “Terry Jacks could be the Elvis of hill people”.
Bubba asks Trace if he has his hat on, he does not.
Bubba lays down rule. ‘From the time Trace walks into the building until the end of the morning show Trace must wear his captain’s hat’.
Trace needs to find his hat.

Segment 3

Bubba plans on doing the Digital Prize wheel for the MB Bubba Prize Pack.
Trace accused Colton of stealing his hat during the break.
Trace found two of his hats, one with gold leaf the other plain.
Bubba wants to take Trace’s gold leaf hat away from him.
Trace thinks Bubba is having sex with Colton.
Bubba gives Colton the power of authority over Trace.
Trace ‘I’m good at following your fake rules’.
Bubba wants to shoot trace with a blowdart.
Bubba blows darts at some packages.
Bubba’s a modern day white trash bush man.
Bubba tries to convince Trace to let him blow dart his ass.
Trace takes off his shorts to see how far a dart would go through his jeans.
Bubba wants Trace to put a cardboard butt shield up.
Trace wants to be able to do the show without pants for now on.
Colton takes off his pants.
Bubba promos the 1st Annual Terry Jacks-Off.
Bubba wants to go to the Twitch Chat to see what they say about the Mic 4 Off between Trace/Colton.
Trace decides to take off his shirt.
Bubba goes through the Twitch Chat.
Bubba sends Trace out of the studio.
Bubba wants to clean the studios after the show on Thursday.
Bubba goes through the BRN staff to see who everyone is pulling for in the Mic 4 Off.

Segment 4

Bubba opens up segment with some Neil Diamond, Manson belts out ‘I am, I said’.
Bubba asks Colton how he feels about the Mic 4 Off.
Bubba ask Colton if his parents still make love.
Caller – Susan (Trace’s Sugar Mama) – Mad at Colton, thinks he stole Trace’s new hat and didn’t buy his own captain’s hat.
Susan wants Colton to prove that he bought the captain’s hat at the next Cluster F meet and greet.
Bubba tries to broker a deal with Susan to take in Trace.
Bubba asks if Trace brings the steam, Trace says ‘yes’.
Bubba asks the last time Susan had a 2-3 hrs love making session.
Bubba wants to know if Susan will allow Trace to ‘bring the steam’.
Susan is open to letting Trace ‘bring the steam’ Saturday night.
Bubba wants Trace to sweet talk Susan and screws up.
Trace attempts to sweet talk Susan again.
Ned shows Trace how to talk to women, Bubba calls Ned an ‘Ass Sensei’.
Trace frustrates Susan, Susan says the Captain’s hat has gotten Trace more air time than anything.
Bubba asks Trace about his best sexual experience, Trace locks up.
Bubba wants to do a ‘bring the steam’ competition with Susan between Trace & Colton.
Trace may lose his Mic 4 position and Sugar Mama to Colton.
Colton is trying to sweep Susan off her feet.

Segment 5

Bubba to Trace ‘Colton is a good co-host’.
Bubba thinks that Trace is ruining things with Susan.
Colton is Nice & Smooth, Trace is a Badass Boy.
Trace ‘stealing the show from the slate’.
If Colton ‘brings the steam’ to Susan on Saturday, then he has to give a report on Monday.
Bubba contemplates swooping in on Susan himself.
Bubba mentions that 25’s new filter from K&N has arrived, Bubba wants to install it into Purple Haze at his house to video it ‘Garage Guys’ style.
Caller – Susan is back on. Bubba goes over the list of single guys at the BRN.
25’s scenario with Susan- Bar, shots, hit the jay and then talk about what they’ll do later in the night.
Colton’s scenario with Susan- Meet at Cluster F gig, go to Susan’s place for some wine, hot tub, etc.
Trace’s scenario with Susan- Plans on talking to other women at the Cluster F gig to get Susan jealous, plans on talking to her after Colton annoys her all night.
Bubba’s scenario with Susan- Plans on taking her home after they get some cheese curds.
Ned’s scenario wins it.
Susan wants Colton to print out his receipt for his captain’s hat during the break and show the Twitch viewers.
EMAIL- fan mentions that Pennsylvania high schools should have automatic Valken airsoft guns instead of buckets of rocks.
EMAIL- Bubba is doing his hand hearts wrong.

Segment 6

Bubba says Ned is a half beat off.
Bubba ‘Long Jugs’.
Bubba ‘Us screwing up the Twitch deal is the same as Trace screwing up the Susan deal’.
Caller- Christina wants Bubba to do a female only winner for the MB machine on Twitch.
Christina goes through her numbers, Ned calls her the great white buffalo.
Caller- ‘Tranny Trace’ makes terrible joke.
Colton goes to the studio to get shot with a the Valken airsoft gun.
Caller- Bob marks out to the show.
Guys call out names for the Digital Prize Wheel.
First spin – Baby Harvick – You Win Nothing Gold.
Second spin – Lady Stephasaurus – You Win Nothing Silver.
Third spin – Kimmel 1223 – You Win Nothing Bronze.
Fourth spin – ***WINNER MB/Bubba Bundle – Sarge 311***.
Fifth spin – Baby Harvick – You Win Nothing 4th Place .
Bubba goes into story about guy who cyber stalked his girlfriend.
Caller – Token wants a Chicken Dip update.

Segment 7

BRP is having a David Mills Night this Saturday Night.
Caller – MR. B – Bubba Army Sports Minute HOGAN FARTED.
Trace is brought in studio for the Blow Dart Challenge.
Trace has cardboard on his back.
Bubba asks Fat Thor to move Bubba cut out, it’s freaking Bubba out.
Bubba misses the cardboard and hits Trace in the back of the leg (POTENTIAL PREVIOUSLY).
Bubba feels bad and decides to inspect Trace’s wound.
Bubba asks Trace if he wants a day off and if Colton will be in tomorrow both say ‘yes’.
Colton and Bubba negotiate terms of Colton doing a stunt.
Colton finally says ‘yes’ Bubba says ‘no’.

Segment 8

Bubba wants to bring in both Trace & Colton for tomorrow’s show.
Both Trace & Colton say they’ll be in tomorrow.
Trace & Colton plan on doing a ‘Garage Guys’ show Friday morning at 7AM.
Packrages with Pookie: Bubba got Hack N Jack 9000 parts, White Monsters, and outdoor cameras.
Caller – Nic wants to give her Audible Beaver.