Wake Up Late with Dougie

On The Show... - Dougie almost gets into fight on Easter Sunday. - United Airlines can't stop kicking people off their flights. - In Straight From the Headlines, "Man Arrested for Shouting the F-Word in Front of 75-Year-Old Woman". - Peter's retirement plan entails robbing a bank. - Dougie's going bald again. - "Elgin", & dozens of people in Sri Lanka are crushed by a mountain of garbage.

On The Show... Hour 1 - Dougie had his 50th Birthday Party. - Dougie witnessed some SoFla Comedy drama at a recent show. - Australians are seeing endangered species. - Sorority girl chokes to death while competing in pancake eating contest. Hour 2 - New comics just don't get it. - Working on New Material. - In Straight From the Headlines, "Police: 7-11 clerk refuses dirty pennies, woman pulls guns".

On The Show... - Dougie loses it on Figgity F#@& at airport. - Protesters get their ass's beat at Trump Rally in Huntington Beach. - In Straight From the Headlines, "Parrots flying high on drugs are annoying farmers by plundering poppy fields to feed their opium addiction"

On The Show... - Dougie finally drinks on St Patrick's Day. - Ciro witnesses a melee. - Tom Brady gets his jersey back. - Norway is named the "Happiest Place" & Old people are stealing toilet paper in China.

On The Show... - The guys ask, "What's the nicest thing you've ever done for a stranger?" - Some ideas on dealing with the homeless. - Trial by fire: Lawyer's pants set ablaze during arson case"