04-30-2018 | The BTLS Morning Show

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Bubba feels like crap.
Where is Lasker.
Caveman says Lasker won’t come in-studio today until Bubba talks to him outside.
Bubba has a kidney stone.

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Bubba says today’s show will suck.
Lasker comes in dressed in an African robe.
Lasker embraces his DNA results, discovers he is part of the Sanbushman tribe.
Bubba talks illegal immigration.
Bubba wants to sterilize people so we stop re-producing.

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Megacon Mention.
Woman gets mad at Pop Eyes and throws chair at window because her meal doesn’t include a soda.
Woman is mad she gets locked out of Waffle House.
Bubba plays video of Amazon’s new rocket.
Video of cops shooting thru his own windshield at chase suspect.

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MegaCon Mention.
For Hims.
Magical Butter.
Bubba covers Michelle Wolf and the White House Correspondents Dinner.
Bubba talks NFL draft.

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eHarmony.
Manson debuts new Cosby song.
Bubba does a Bill Cosby Concert.
Bubba plays more of the White House Correspondents Dinner.
Callers discuss WHCD.

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CBDh20.
Bubba calls and leaves a message for Michelle Wolf, the WHCD comedian.
Bald Bull live from the BRN sound stage with the National Anthem.

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Draft.com.
Magical Butter bundle giveaway.
MegaCon mention.

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Handyman roofing endorsement becomes Lasker being a dick.
Bubba quits the show, lets Lasker end it.