08-26-2019 | The BTLS Morning Show

SEG 1:
Bubba hit the show outro accidentally

Bubba talks about having a crazy weekend

Bubba wants to go back to “Long Way To The Top”

Bubba has been talking to a few market managers; Bubba may have another 2 markets in the works

Bubba talks about Bubba 199; fan gave $1,000 donation

Blitz was sick all weekend long

Bubba and Caveman worked at the studio over the weekend

Bubba and Tuddle talk about Tuddle’s weekend
Tuddle says he did not get to see Casey over the weekend

Bubba says he wants to get the press pics done sooner rather than later

Tuddle says the first “Tuddle’s Teamsters” meeting will be this Thursday

 

SEG 2:
Bubba opens the show up with the show’s actual opening

Bubba hates the intro; Tuddle hates how he sounds

Caveman asks Bubba if Honeylicker could re-do our imaging; Bubba says yes

Bubba and Tuddle talk about Miami vs. UF

Bubba and Tuddle talk about College Game Day in Disney

Bubba wants to change up the intro and outro

Bubba talks about Janessa’s Mic Skills

Bubba wants to change up Blitz and Cave’s mic situation

Blitz explains how he talks into the mic

 

SEG 3:
Bubba and the guys talk about the opening games of the NFL

DRAFT

Bubba talks about how polarizing everyone on the show is… except for Caveman
Bubba goes to SJL on the slate; SJL actually looks clean for once

Bubba asks Tuddle about Homeless Van Halen aka Skunk

Bubba wants Tuddle to get video of him brokering a deal with Skunk
TOUCH VODKA

Bubba asks Tuddle about getting no ass from Casey

Bubba talks about texting etiquette

Bubba and Tuddle talk about Bubba’s dry spell

Tuddle talks about how he’s into the act of window washing

 

SEG 4:
For Hims

Bubba and the guys pontificate if there is a For Hers

Caveman found For Hers does exist

Janessa talks about tampons

DAILY CUBE:
1st – Janessa

2nd – Tuddle

3rd – Bubba

Bubba goes through some emails

Email – guy is upset about Lasker drama

Bubba talks about the current show lineup

Email – lady is pro-Bubba and Janessa

Email – guy says he’s pro-Bubba throughout the years

Bubba talks about getting the show goats tomorrow afternoon

Bubba talks about his man purse

Email – guy mentions Karate Hottie video featuring the BRN

Bubba plays some video of Janessa working out at the clem gym

Bubba plays a video of a guy cleaning windows

September 12th will be the 60th day of Tuddle’s sobriety

Janessa will be cleaning the BRN shower windows for Tuddle that day…

 

SEG 5:
Hex Head Art

Bubba has Tuddle explain how he would have dealt with the Lasker situation on Friday

Bubba and the guys breakdown the UFC promo video for UFC Fight Night in Tampa scheduled for October 12th

Bubba and the guys talk about Michael Drejka being found guilty of manslaughter

Bubba and the guys talk about a woman running for a city council position in Michigan; completely dumb and racist

Bubba and the guys talk about Martha Sugalski’s divorce; Orlando Sentinel covering the event

Bubba gets into Tuddle’s relationship with his ex

Tuddle talks about all the rules he had to deal with during his marriage

Tuddle made his wife asexual

 

SEG 6:

Bubba and Tuddle talk about Tuddle’s Minecraft addiction

Bubba talks about his relationship with Lummox, Colton and SJL

K&N 50th Anniversary

Bubba and the guys talk about Hurricanes

Bubba asks Janessa if she ever experienced Hurricanes in Brazil

Bubba asks Janessa about girls getting their period

Bubba gets into a story about the UF band director getting attacked after the UF/Miami game

CALLER – MS Michelle – says her daughter got her period when she was 10 on Christmas Day

CALLER – Bob from NJ – marks out to the show

K&N

Bubba and the guys talk about Andrew Luck retiring

 

SEG 7:
DRAFT

Bubba and the guys get into a story about a biology teacher who had sex with a student

Janessa admits that she has a student/teacher fantasy

Janessa says she attempted to seduce her teacher

Bubba continues the story of the biology teacher trying to have sex with her student

Bubba gets clickbaited into looking at other “naughty teachers”

CALLER – Craig from Columbus – thinks he figured out #OliveOil; dumb AF

Bubba talks about Trump wanting to nuke hurricanes

Bubba and the guys talk about an astronaut who hacked into her wife’s bank accounts from Space

Bubba and the guys talk about the show goats

 

SEG 8:
Bubba and the guys pontificate on whether or not Janessa will be at the BRN come January

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