06-26-2019 | The BTLS Morning Show

SEG 1:
Bubba teases that Roger Stone will be on the show in the 8 O’clock hour
Bubba thinks its unfair how Roger Stone has been treated
Bubba breaks down the drama surrounding Roger Stone
Tuddle chimes in and says he doesn’t understand how
Bubba talks about being in the ‘F You’ hopper with the government; Bubba thinks the government has a huge file on him
Manson is not in today, he’s sick
SJL is in studio; Tuddle gave him advice on what to do and what not to do in studio
SJL wants to ask Roger Stone if he has his medical marijuana card yet
Bubba explains why Roger Stone cannot get his medical marijuana card
Bubba gets into talking about Dr. Broom and his root canal
Bubba talks about how he’s still in pain
Bubba stopped taking his amoxicillin; thinks the pills are giving him metal mouth
Bubba talks about Bubba Raw; Cave, Bi Boy and SJL are working on getting two Bubba Raw videos up on YouTube every day
CALLER – Janie from Ohio – Says Bubba’s ‘metal mouth’ could be ‘dry socket’
Bubba plays a video about ‘dry socket’

SEG 2:
Bubba says his tooth will be the death of him
CALLER – Miranda from Charleston – (Says she is a Dental Something) – says Bubba doesn’t have a ‘dry socket’
Iggy McGillicutty paid 5,000 Bits to put ‘I’m A Dolt’ on SJL’s head
Bubba and the guys go over their daily cubes
Bubba writes ‘I’m A Dlot’ on SJL’s head with sharpee
Bubba’s still in pain and thinks that the infection has gone into his sinuses
Blitz and Tuddle suggest Bubba gets back on the pills

SEG 3:
Bubba talks about his tooth; Bubba feels that the metallic taste is in his mouth and sinuses
Bubba says his mouth feels like its at the bottom of an aquarium
Blitz points out that Bubba brought in a bunch of toothbrushes to his position; Bubba says he’s preloaded each toothbrush and plans on using them into each break
Bubba talks about his white trash genetics; Bubba says he’s usually able to gorilla through most issues but this tooth is killing him
Bubba and the guys talk about giving one another ‘bandits’
Blitz says Bubba used to hand out ‘bandits’ on the reg
Bubba goes over who he would and wouldn’t give a bandit to on the show
Bubba goes to Bi-Boy on slate; Bubba asks Bi-Boy if its ok if he gives Bi-Boy a bandit
Bi-Boy is fine with getting a bandit from Bubba
What would Bubba be called in the gay community?
Bubba gets into the infamous poop towel story
Bubba says he has been flossing for years
SJL says he has an ‘absinthe tooth’
Bubba goes over the various things SJL is doing for bits

SEG 4:
Bubba plays Manson’s ‘Casey’
Bubba continues to talk about his tooth pain
Bubba talks about making a necklace out of his back molar and kidney stones
Bubba asks if Bro Dude is alive; Blitz wants to know why we should care?
Bubba talks about the last time Bro Dude was in studio; he was on a 2-3 day bender and brought in a girl who like urine play
Bubba gives SJL a star on his cheek (paid for by Iggy McGillicutty)
Bubba talks up SJL ‘he’s a try harder’
Bubba thinks SJL sounds like Charles Nelson Reilly
Bubba plays a few clips of Charles Nelson Reilly on Match Game
Bubba plays a clip of SJL hosting Buds & Suds alone
Tuddle interrupts the show; someone put down 5k for Bubba to put a red nose on SJL
Bubba paints SJL’s nose red
Bubba plays more of SJL hosting Buds & Suds alone; Bubba thinks SJL was doing well until Lummox interrupted SJL’s flow
Bubba talks about Bubba Raw; Bubba plays a little bit of Lasker and Manson smoking salvia on the show
Tuddle asks if Nikki was the hottest chick he’s every been with; Bubba doesn’t want to answer the question
Bubba and the guys talks about YouTuber Etika found dead days after being reported missing
Bubba plays a clip from Bubba Raw of Bubba trying to wrestle a stun gun away from Lasker

SEG 5:
For HIMS
Bubba needs to reset the phones again
SJL tries to fix the phones; SJL has no clue on how to fix the phones
Bubba calls Roger Stone; goes straight to voice mail
Bubba gets into story about 2 in custody after motorists find 2-year-old boy wearing dirty diaper
Bubba marks out to Martha Sugalski; thinks that it must look like a first baseman’s glove
Bubba starts to get into a study about ⅓ women admitting that they have gone on dates just for free food
Bubba says he doesn’t take women out to eat unless he wants to go out to eat
Bubba talks restaurants he likes
SJL talks about how he used to work at Red Lobster
Bubba says he’s confused by Taco Bell; too much on their menus
Bubba gets into a story about McDonalds sales up 30% since ditching frozen beef
Bubba wants to be a secret shopper for fast food
Tuddle mentions how Colton has a lot of fast food apps
Bubba starts to play a story about fast food franchising and how they gouge you
Blitz chimes in and says things will definitely change if minimum wage goes up
Bubba palsy a story about a ‘Smart City’ under construction in Osceola County
Bubba plays a viral video of a dad jumping into a pool to save his toddler
Bubba goes into the various laws going into effect starting July 1st

SEG 6:
Bubba left the show to get his tooth taken care of
Tuddle opens up with Manson’s ‘Psycho Mode’
Tuddle talks about the Fourth of July vacation
Blitz points out that Tuddle is going to be working Friday the 5th because he has to clean the back lot after he does the Fireworks Challenge on the 3rd
Tuddle doesn’t want to do the Fireworks Challenge
SJL may be interested in doing the Fireworks Challenge; SJL doesn’t know who Evel Knievel
Tuddle brings up a story about how much Americans plan on spending on beer and fireworks during the fourth of July
Tuddle and the guys talk about the 4th of July Hot Dog eating challenge and competitive eating
Tuddle talks about the trip that he and the Buds & Suds crew plan on going to Tallahassee for a guys weekend
Colton wants to bring his girlfriend
SJL wants to go with the guys but may not be invited anymore
Lummox the show ruiner is in studio
SJL says he is a blackbelt; shows off his moves… he sucks

SEG 7:
Tuddle plays Peanut Butter & A Dog
Colton points out that it feels weird to do a show without Bubba, Manson and Ned
Tuddle, Colton, Lummox and SJL talk about their trip to Tallahassee
Tuddle tries to call Colton’s sister regarding them staying at her place in Tallahassee
Tuddle and the guys get into a story about San Francisco banning e-cigs
CALLER – Joe The Super Mark – says he’s getting his wisdom teeth taken out
Tuddle and the guys talk about the pills that Joe may get from his dentist

SEG 8:
Lightstream