06-18-2019 | The BTLS Morning Show

SEG 1:

Bubba plays James Taylor’s ‘Fire & Rain’

Bubba says Hammil’s brother played this at the funeral yesterday

Hammil apparently had 5 brothers, 2 are baptist preachers

Bubba got a couple gold crowns yesterday; shows it off to the camera

Bubba grants Ned necrophilia privileges as well as his gold crowns

Bubba and the guys talk about necrophilia

Bubba asks that Ned be gentle when extracting his gold crowns

Bubba and Ned go over how Ned will get use out of Bubba’s body

CALLER – Mike from Naples – Asks Bubba if he would explain how Bubba got his $755K fine

Bubba gets into how he got fined $755K; Bubba explains how a few parodies and bits got the show fined

Mike says he gains weight because of the show; misses the show on 96K Rock

Tuddle goes over his daily freehand cube

Bubba gets sidetracked by Tuddle’s fingers, Bubba and the guys go over their fingers

SEG 2:

Bubba asks Caveman when Mocha Prince comes in

Caveman says he comes in Thursdays and Fridays

Bubba talks how Mocha Prince has been fast-tracked quicker than any other intern in BRN history

Blitz chimes in and points out Mocha Prince doesn’t come in all the time

Blitz also points out Mocha Prince was given an ‘A’ for his internship by someone at the BRN other than Caveman

Blitz tries to gay Bubba out; Blitz thinks Bubba is obsessed with Mocha Prince’s abs

Bubba has hit the 5 Gallon club with One Blood

Bubba and the guys ponder how much One Blood has made off of Bubba

Bubba talks about the various gifts he gets from donating; guys talk about all you can eat buffets

Bubba wonders if it’s possible to eat rats

 

SEG 3:
Bubba promos the show’s Twitch and YouTube channels

Bubba plans on doing a Friday Night Dance Party this week

Bubba asks Blitz if the Make It Rain Machine this week

Blitz says if we can get the machine off the ceiling that he can probably get it fixed

Bubba and the guys continue on their blood donation talk; Tuddle brings up how much money can be made by selling your blood

Blitz corrects Tuddle’s stats; Tuddle was giving Bubba information on plasma not blood

Bubba talks about Kellen Winslow Jr. would feverishly masturbate all the time; teammates would beg not to be in the same room as Winslow Jr.

Bubba and the guys get into a tangent about guys wearing fruit smugglers on the beach

Bubba gets into a story about a Phoenix woman sentenced to 7 years in prison for luring a boy for sex on Xbox

Ned says ‘she’s too ugly for freedom;’ Blitz chimes in saying that if she was hott it’d be ok

Bubba comments on the people who waited 10 hours for the new Harry Potter ride; Bubba says he wouldn’t wait 10 hours for anybody

Tuddle explains who Hagrid is; explains his role in Harry Potter

Bubba talks about his new place; last night was his first night not being in his rv

Bubba brings up yesterday’s show; how good it was

Bubba wants to see the last time Bubba hit ‘its a new track record’ at the end of the show-Mocha Prince project

Bubba explains how he plans on not letting his neighbors know who he actually is

Bubba re-explains to the audience how he’s been living in an rv behind the studio

Bubba and the guys talk Tuddle’s living situation at Colton’s place

Bubba and Ned bring up how Colton’s parents may be looking for a mix in; Ned in Pasco County we call it ‘Bok Towering’

SEG 4:

Hex Head Art

Bubba promos the Friday Night Dance Party

Bubba goes into story about Director Bryan Singer paying $150,000 to resolve a rape claim

Bubba tells a story about Hogan getting accosted by a director

CALLER – Mariann from Brooklyn – Says Howard has been talking about Bubba

CALLER – Mike from Dexter – Agrees with Mariann that Bubba should call into Howard

Bubba thinks he should change his hotline number; thinks Tuddle shouldn’t get it

Bubba plans on playing Manson’s new song today

Tuddle seems a little heated, he’s upset that there are so many songs about his chin

CALLER – Mike from Dexter – Says he loves kegeling

Bubba does some dry kegeling

Bubba plays just the tip of Manson’s new song ‘Tuddle and the Jutts’

Bubba comments on Tuddles appearance; locks on to Tuddle chewing on his fingernails

Bubba admits to getting pinworms from chewing on his dirty fingernails; Doug Clem said Bubba should scoot his ass on the carpet like a dog

Bubba continues to play some of Manson’s new song

SEG 5:

Bubba promos all the new content available on the show’s YouTube
Bubba goes over all the videos uploaded within the past few days on the show’s YouTube

8mins in Bubba plays Manson’s ‘Tuddle And The Jutts’

Bubba goes into a story about the Pavlok, a wristband that shocks you when you commit your bad habits

Bubba goes into a story about a substitute teacher arrested for allegedly engaging in sex with student.

Bubba gets interrupted by Alexa; Bubba tries to ask Alexa a question

Alexa suggests games to Bubba; Bubba plays Jeopardy with Alexa… get 1 out of 6 correct

Bubba goes back into the story about the substitute teacher arrested for allegedly having sex with a student

Bubba gets into a story about a woman who bit off her ex-boyfriend’s tongue after asking for a final kiss moments after he dumped her

Bubba and the guys talk about the mechanics of biting off someone’s tongue

Bubba role plays as ‘Tongueless Todd’ a tongueless radio host

CALLER – Crackhead Joe – tries plugging his facebook page, makes terrible joke

Bubba goes into a story about principal on paid leave after tweeting gun photo to school shooting survivor

Bubba and the guys go on a David Hogg tangent; David Hogg has over 968K followers on Twitter

Bubba talks about a new bill in Canada banning dolphins and whales from living in captivity

SEG 6:

Bubba plays Manson’s new Tuddle And The Jutts

Drunk Kim texted Bubba about some of the new merch she has

Bubba asks Caveman about a Ned video that was edited and doesn’t even have Ned in it

Bubba gets into story about a millionaire being sentenced to 9 years in prison after a man died trying to build secret tunnels under his home

Bubba gets into story about four people being shot at the Raptors NBA victory parade

Bubba gets into a story about a Dallas gunman opening fire outside federal courthouse, dies in gunbattle

Bubba gets into a story about a former Houston pastor arrested on charges of child sex abuse

Bubba gets into a story about a man attacking another man he met on a dating app with a hammer

Bubba talks about Colorado getting over $1Billion in tax revenue from marijuana

 

SEG 7:

Bubba plays Manson’s new Tuddle And The Jutts

Bubba talks about Bishop Bullwinkle who recently passed

Bubba plays Bishop Bullwinkle’s performance on the show from 2015
Bubba wants to play You Win Nothing; Caveman says the program is down

Bubba decides to still play You Win Nothing but writes the names in a hat since the program is down

Bubba puts the handwritten names into his hat; Manson pulls out the names

1st Loser – K Ray Payton

2nd Loser – J Waka Flaka

WINNER – MrsCarrieBaby

Bubba gets into a story about a woman helps nab alleged peeping Tom she says photographed her in Legoland changing room

Bubba gets into a story about a former gym teacher indicted on sex charges involving 28 first graders

 

SEG 8:
Bubba promos Buds & Suds, Cluster F and the Friday Night Dance Party

Bubba gets into a story about OJ Simpson’s Twitter allegedly threatened parody account using knife emojis

Bubba gets into a story about Stormy Daniels giving money from an event to an abortion clinic in Louisiana

Bubba gets into a story about a Florida man who says he was deceived when he bought tiny strip of land

CALLER – Joe the Crackhead – Bubba hangs up instantaneously