05-31-2019 | The BTLS Morning Show

SEG 1:
Lasker is in studio

Lasker’s having issues with his headphones; Blitz needs to come in and fix it

Bubba didn’t know Lasker brings in his own windscreen every day

Bubba tries to explain that fiddle messing with his mic sounds bad on air

Lasker can’t hear what Bubba is trying to explain…

Bubba played GTA with Catastrophic last night

Bubba talks about how people are more involved in video games than real life

Bubba talks about finding a GTA strip club; Bubba says the girls look very real

Bubba talks about people becoming desensitized with violence thanks to video games

Bubba talks about the drama between Tuddle and Lasker

Bubba goes to Tuddle; Tuddle is in Engineering explains his feelings on the entire situation

Lasker explains how he feels about the situation

Bubba plays a video clip from the Lasker/Tuddle fight from two weeks ago
Bubba breaks down the video of the Lasker/Tuddle fight

Tuddle apologizes to Lasker; pleads his case as a team player for the BRN

Lasker accepts his apology

Bubba talks about how everyone at the BRN is here for a reason

Bubba plays more of the Lasker/Tuddle fight; everyone breaks down the video

 

SEG 2:
Bubba promos Janessa’s Dance Party which is slated for tonight

Bubba’s stripper pole is now an ‘aerobic exercise pole’

Bubba talks about being exposed to cocaine only once via a gummer

Iggy sent us a bunch of Krystal sandwiches

Bubba talks about Twitch people commenting about him eating during the break

Blitz fixed the ‘Make It Rain Machine’ Bubba plans on putting real money in it tonight for Janessa’s Dance Party

Bubba wants Mocha Prince to be part of the Dance Party…. Shirtless.

Tuddle’s mic makes him sound like crap; Tuddle & Lasker switch mic positions

Bubba wants Lasker to take off the windscreen; Lasker thinks he sounds good Tuddle cosigns

Bubba ‘is this adult babysitting’

Bubba talks about Janessa’s Dance Party

Lasker was thinking about going to the dance party with his wife

Bubba points out that it would be like bringing sand to the beach; Bubba has to explain what that means to Lasker

Bubba talks about Lasker’s previous relationships; talks about drama with his ex-wife

Lasker explains his outdoor urinal

SEG 3:

Bubba promos Buds & Suds, Cluster F,  and Janessa’s Dance Party

Bubba talks about the Make It Rain Machine; Blitz fixed it yesterday

Bubba talks about Janessa’s Dance Party

Bubba talks about how the Make It Rain Machine will be utilized during Janessa’s Dance Party

Bubba will be the Dance Party’s ‘House Mom’

Bubba keeps hitting the Make It Rain Machine; Tuddle is upset he has to clean the dollars up

Bubba thinks everyone should have a Make It Rain Machine; thinks GSW need one when Curry does a good play

SEG 4:

For HIMS

Donations are coming in for tonight’s Make It Rain Machine for the Dance Party

Bubba thinks that the Make It Rain Machine could be a great way to motivate his employees

People in the chat are wondering what it would cost for us to break the giant bell sent to us by TrekFL

Bubba invites TJ Super Car to come to the Dance Party; Blitz chimes in ‘thought it was show members only’

Lasker piles on Bubba; Lasker’s points out that he can’t come to the party but TJ can

Lasker messes with Bubba about who is checking his math on the ‘employee bonuses’

Blitz and Lasker think Bubba will waste all the money given to him on the dancers tonight

Bubba thinks he will show us all that he has great self control tonight; may only hit the Make It Rain Machine twice tonight

Bubba gets into story about 11 new allegations facing R. Kelly

Tuddle says he got reports from fans that Drew Garabo was playing the R. Kelly ‘Come With Rob To America’ song

Bubba talks about how other radio people rip him off

Bubba plays Manson’s version of R. Kelly ‘Come With Rob To America’ song

SEG 5:

Bubba plays Ned’s ‘A Lot’ music video

Bubba interrupts the music video; Tuddle asks about the Epiphany

Bubba continues the ‘A Lot’ music video

Light Stream

Bubba promos Janessa’s Dance Party tonight

Bubba goes into story about  Casey Anthony revealing plans for a movie detailing her murder trial acquittal, wild partying

Bubba gets into story about a FL grandmother arrested after grandson given fatal dose of methadone

Bubba goes into story about a 600lb cocaine dealer so obese a makeshift courtroom had to be set up in his ambulance

Bubba is having a bunch of issues with pre rolls; Tuddle told Bubba to disable ad blockers last week…

Bubba goes into story about Florida man and woman arrested after leaving pig in hot car at mall parking lot

Bubba gets into an impromptu Kegeling with Clem session

Bubba tries to have Lasker host the Kegeling session

Bubba has to stop the Kegeling session to explain Kegeling to Lasker

Bubba explains the health benefits of Kegeling; tries to walk Lasker through it

Lasker says that kegeling doesn’t feel good to him; Bubba says push ups don’t feel good either

SEG 6:
Bubba wonders if he should continue today’s Kegeling With Clem segment which was thwarted by Lasker

Bubba promos Janessa’s Dance Party

Bubba hits the Make It Rain Machine

Bubba gets into story about a Tampa city council aide resigning after ‘cough’ some say sounded like ‘a–h—‘

CALLER – Catastrophic comment son Tampa city council aide story; Talks about creating GTA Bubba Army group

Catastrophic penciled himself in for Mic 4 position

Catastrophic talks about GTA like its real

Bubba and the guys talk about ‘Jeopardy James’ winning his 31st game of Jeopardy

Bubba talks games shows; tells a story about going to see Hollywood Squares with Hogan

Lasker interrupts Bubba when he is setting up a news story; Bubba tries having Lasker host the show and present the story

Lasker tries to bring up the story about a French rapper who was fined for music video called ‘Hang White People’ sparking fury with new song containing the lyrics ‘I F*** France until agony’ where he acts out strangling a white woman

SEG 7:
Bubba plays Tech N9ne’s mumble rap of Caribou Lou

Bubba talks about the city of Newark, NJ ticketing people for giving money to panhandlers

Bubba gets into story about a father accused of causing drug overdose of 5-week-old girl, cleaning syringes in jug of ‘baby water’

Bubba gets into a story about an owner of a jail-themed restaurant being accused of groping woman, exposing himself to her

Bubba has Lasker talk about the process of going to jail

Tuddle gets into his story about going to jail for a few days

Bubba talks about his brief 2hr stint in jail

CALLER – Steven from Kentucky – Marks out to Gravel Switch (unsigned band we approved earlier this week)… SOUNDS DRUNK

Bubba gets into a story about a Florida man Calls 911 to brag after fleeing deputy

 

SEG 8:

Bubba promos Janessa’s Dance Party

Tuddle thanks Lasker for accepting his apology

Bubba plays Stoned Joey Logano and Lummox’s interviews fromm the Sunset Music Festival

Bubba promos Buds & Suds and Janessa’s Dance Party