05-30-2019 | The BTLS Morning Show

SEG 1:

Bubba plays Drake’s ‘God’s Plan’

Bubba wants to reach out to Tech N9ne to start corresponding with him

Manson is borrowing Bubba’s Cadillac

Bubba says he’s getting the Smart Car fixed; Blitz can do it but it’d take too long

Bubba talks YouTube; Unsigned Band Review videos are now available on YouTube for bands to circulate

Caveman asks ‘what if the reviews are not in their favor?’

Bubba talks about doing a ‘Bubba Dance Party’ with strippers that aren’t strippers

Ned shot involves a painting from Auggie with Hogan reading Bubba a story

Bubba says they should do a showing and a burning of some of Auggie’s paintings

Bubba wants to know about any inappropriate paintings that Da Vinci and any other artists may have done

 

SEG 2:

Bubba promos Kevin Hayslett in studio later today

Bubba plays a round of ‘Begging Tuddle’

Tuddle admits that he’s on a new setup that he can’t tell us

CALLER – Jackson – Wants to know what is going to happen between Lasker and Gene

Bubba and the guys go into an impromptu ‘Sorry Ms. Jackson’

Tuddle will be in tomorrow and Lasker will not be

Tuddle calls out Steve Forensic; Forensic is a big mark for Lasker and has been talking crap to Tuddle

Bubba says Tuddle looks like Pop Eye

Bubba and the guys talk about Pop Eye

SEG 3:
Tuddle has been doing a Telethon for bits during the break

For Hims

Bubba gets into a story about Russian doctors removing a giant clump of hair weighing 1lb 2oz from stomach of a 16-year-old girl with ‘Rapunzel syndrome’

Bubba and the guys get back into their Pop Eye talk

Bubba and the guys break down old Pop Eye cartoon

Bubba plays a clip from the live action Pop Eye movie

Bubba plays clips of Pop Eye and Bluto

Bubba goes into a Speed Racer tangent

Bubba gets into Rays; talks about their walk-off win last night

Bubba talks about Rays attendance; Rays recorded their lowest attendance ever the other day

Bubba talks about Rays and their finances compared to big market teams like the Yankees

Bubba talks about all the great players that have come from the Rays farm system

 

SEG 4:

Kevin Hayslett in studio

CALLER – Mike from Charleston – Has questions regarding possession of marijuana

Bubba talks about Kevin’s appreciation for hosting

Bubba says he’s never heard Kevin cuss

Kevin talks about his first time interacting with African-American classmates in high schools

CALLER – Michelle – Probate questions

Bubba and Kevin discuss the wide sweeping abortion bans

Bubba and Kevin discuss how much power the Supreme Court actually has

Bubba and Kevin talk about their kids; Kevin’s son graduated from the Naval Academy

Bubba asks if Kevin does any dirty talking when he’s intimate with his wife; Kevin chuckles at the question

Bubba and Kevin get into Jeopardy talk; Manson thinks Jeopardy is fixed

Kevin thinks its not fixed; says Jeopardy possibly feeds certain types of questions to their ‘Champs’

Bubba and the guys talk SAT adding points based off of race

Kevin and Manson get into a debate over nature/nurture

Kevin breaks down the various systematic issues the US has

SEG 5:

Bubba plays ‘It Jutts Out’

Bubba does an impromptu ‘Kegeling with Clem’

CALLER – Pedro The Pool Guy – Ft. Lauderdale – Says he was a mixology class last night

Pedro gets into story about meeting a Congresswoman from South Florida

Pedro and the Congresswoman spoke about trolls and suggested that she speaks with Bubba

Bubba goes into story about a lawsuit being filed after Delta passenger mauled by emotional support dog on San Diego-bound flight

Bubba mentions that the Disney EO saying it will be ‘very difficult’ to film in Georgia if abortion ban takes effect

Bubba plays the tip to Manson’s new parody song

 

SEG 6:

Light Stream

Bubba promos the ‘Bubba Dance Party’

Bubba goes to slate to talk to Mocha Prince; Bubba asks Mocha Prince if he will be at the Dance Party

Tuddle mentions Mocha Prince’s shirtless pics; Bubba wants to see them

Bubba plays Manson’s new Alabama parody

Bubba gets sidetracked by a shirtless beach pic of Mocha Prince

Ned wants to TF Mocha Prince’s abs

Bubba gets back into Manson’s new Alabama parody

 

SEG 7:

Bubba says Tuddle is on an absolute tear on the bit calling

Bubba says we hit budget and that everyone is at $15

Bubba promos all the programming on Twitch today and tomorrow

Bubba wants to get the Make It Rain Machine to work again

CALLER – Tristan from Montana – Has questions about using the Clem Gym

CALLER – Nathan from Ontario – Marks out to Bubba and the guys

CALLER – Brandon the Quad – Wishes Tuddle a Happy 10 month anniversary

DROP – Bubba – Take the Penis

CALLER – Scout – Talks about some inside FTE stuff

CALLER – Catastrophic – Says he plans on helping Bubba with GTA

 

SEG 8:

Bubba talks about the massive amount of bits that we’ve been getting during the last hot mic break

Bubba talks about other shows may take a shiz on our show but they’re jealous because they are unable to do what we are doing

Bubba talks about the dance party that he will be doing tomorrow night

Bubba wants SJL to try to climb the stripper pole; he fails

Mocha Prince climbs up the stripper pole without any issues

Bubba gets into SJL’s street interviews at the Larry The Cable Guy
Bubba talks about his relevancy within the Tampa Bay market