05-29-2019 | The BTLS Morning Show

SEG 1:
Bubba thinks his mic sounds different
Bubba says he always says that after he comes back from vacation

Ned chimes in saying that Bubba sounds like dog crap; Ned says he always says that to Bubba each time he mentions his mic sounding different

Bubba asks the guys about what their significant others think about when the guys have to ‘go to the shop’

Bubba compares the BRN to a fraternity

Bubba talks about possible bonuses; everyone needs to step it up till the end of the month

Bubba says his apartment is a mess after coming back from Indy

Bubba says he had a piece of his kidney stone break off

Bubba talks about asking for a cup from sumo to help him pass his kidney stone

Ned ‘Bubba has a thousand round clip full of kidney stones’

SEG 2:

Wagz texted Bubba; Bubba said it was March 29th when he opened up the show… its May 29th

Bubba talks about going to the dentist yesterday

Bubba has Tuddle move Manson’s camera
Bubba says he has two possible giveaways today, one being a Hex Head Art piece

Bubba asks Caveman about the previously; Bubba thinks he tightened it up too much

Dont Chop Up The Art For A Few Seconds

Bubba hits the air horn; Tuddle wants nips

Bubba says the Bubba Justice Wheel is like the Big Green Monster at Fenway

Bubba and the guys talk Rays; Tropicana field

Bubba and the guys go into story about Netflix possibly pulling stuff from GA over abortion ban

SEG 3:

Light Stream

Bubba continues to talk about Netflix possibly leaving GA

Bubba thinks there should be a way Netflix can black out their content to Georgians because of the GA abortion bill

Bubba and the guys talk about a Bubba’s Abortion Shuttle that would take women from GA to FL to an abortion clinic

Bubba hit the disclaimer; wants a VO guy to make a new one for him

Honey Licker

Bubba heard the Best Of Bob & Tom Show on Monday; Bubba rips on them

Bubba continues to get into the story on Netflix leaving GA over abortion bill

Bubba talks about the ‘Bubba Clem Internet Black Out’ program

SEG 4:

For HIMS

Bubba promos Janessa’s show tonight at 7PM

Bubba talks about his visit to the dentist yesterday; Bubba plans on getting gold teeth

Bubba promos YouTube; Bubba talks about the daily podcast

Tuddle says Bi Boy has been doing great on the daily podcast

Bubba wants to have a Bi Boy and Monte’ show on BAR/Twitch; Blitz thinks Bi Boy may be afraid to bring Monte’ in studio

Bi Boy is on slate; Bubba asks Bi Boy on why he hasn’t brought Monte’ in for a show

Bubba comments on Bi Boy’s hair, calls it a WD40 Flip Blip

Bubba says WAGZ gave him the idea of an abortion travel agency

Bubba talks about Ellen DeGeneres saying she was sexually abused as a teenager

Bubba has an issue play the Entertainment Tonight video for the Ellen DeGeneres story; Bubba figures it out

Bubba breaks down the Ellen DeGeneres story

SEG 5:
Bubba plays Manson/Ned’s ‘It Jutts Out’

K&N Filters

Bubba talks Florida’s ban on child sex dolls

Bubba jokes about how the child sex doll companies could get around the rules; Bubba suggests sending a doll with the head of Peter Dinklage with a secret kid-like head

Bubba comes up with an idea of rehabbing child molesters by using these child sex dolls; everyone takes a shiz on the idea

Bubba goes into the story about a California bill that would force priests to report child-molestation confessions

Bubba comments on news directors not vetting how ‘newsworthy’ most of their news really is

Bubba mentions a story about a FL woman who attacked a Burger King manager after staff denied request for free fries

Bubba goes into story about an irate mother who swerved in front of a school bus so daughter can board

Bubba goes into a story about a report saying that 40% of Americans don’t have $400 in their bank accounts for emergencies

Bubba and the guys talk about medical expenses and how they manage their money

Tuddle says he is liquid for $2,500

Bubba talks Gillette’s new ad depicts a father helping transgender son to shave

Bubba and the guys talk shaving and their soap loyalties

Bubba and the guys break down Gillette’s new pro-transgender ad

Manson thinks that this commercial is terrible marketing for Gillette

Bubba goes into story about a Mississippi KOA campground worker confronting an African American couple while holding a pistol

Bubba goes into a story about a FL man who got bit by a python that was hiding in his toilet

Bubba gets into a story about Jeff Bezo’s ex-wife giving half of her $37Billion to charity

Bubba goes into a story about a Florida man who is accused of trying to blackmail dealership for a new car and $50K

Bubba talks about the Ohio Meteorologist who called out ‘Bachelorette’ fans during a tornado warning

SEG 6:

Bubba plays ‘Pat Tonight’

For HIMS

Bubba promos Buds & Suds, Cluster F and Janessa’s show tonight

Tuddle does his Mean Tweets

Bubba wants to make sure that we book Tuddle’s fight with Kim next time the Diacos are in

Blitz chimes in, asks Tuddle if he ever trolled other radio hosts like he did Bubba

Geist or Guise

CALLER – Asks if Howard would be on the show later this week; Bubba says he doesn’t know when he’ll be calling in

Bubba says he’s going to reach out to Howard Stern soon

Bubba says he read most of Howard’s new book

Bubba promos Janessa’s show tonight; possible Clem gym YouTube live video

Bubba says Lummox is probably the richest guy in the BRN

SEG 7:

Light Stream

Bubba promos the show’s YouTube page

Bubba gets into the Unsigned Band Review

Bubba and the guys review the local band ‘Shadow The Earth’

Bubba and the guys approve ‘Shadow The Earth’

Bubba and the guys review the local band ‘Gravel Switch’

Caveman points out that Bubba is playing the wrong music video…

Bubba approves ‘Shadow The Earth’; Caveman points out Bubba should play an original song by the band

Bubba and the guys review the local band ‘Defy the Tyrant’

Bubba and the guys approve ‘Defy the Tyrant’; goes to Bi Boy for the decider

SEG 8:

Bubba and the guys get into a Kegeling with Clem session

Bubba and the guys play You Win Nothing

ZOLT 71 wins a Forever Tantra massage kit

DonkeyQueefBTLS wins a Hex Head Art piece