05-23-2019 | The BTLS Morning Show

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Bubba opens up with some music; says he’

Bubba got shook down by South West

Bubba thinks he’s getting sick

Bubba thinks he cracked one of his teeth when he was eating leftover Mike’s Pizza

Bubba is going to the Indianapolis 500 this weekend

Bubba says he’ll be doing some networking while at the Indy500

Bubba says he plans on doing some YouTube videos while at the Indy500

Tuddle mentions that Tony Stewart was inducted into the Nascar HOF

Bubba thinks Tuddle’s face looks better with some scruff

Tuddle mentions that he watch Bubba’s ‘Pro Pyloning’ video from yesterday

Bubba and the guys talk ‘pro pyloning’

Bubba shows off his new haircut from Lady Jane’s

Bubba doesn’t think the show will not go anywhere relying on his looks alone

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Bubba says he has been dealing with kidney stones for about 8 years now

Bubba says he got an interesting call yesterday

Bubba told Blitz about the interesting call earlier today; Bubba’s wind talking and says he doesn’t know if he wants to take it and Blitz agrees

Bubba has some Bubba Army t-shirts that he will be bring up to Indy

Drunk Kim and Rick made a bunch of Fat Headz / Bubba Army t-shirts

Gary from Hex Head invited Bubba to visit the facility; Bubba says he’d love to go but he’s going to be too busy

Bubba talks about the drama he has with Southwest Airlines; Bubba was screwed over by Southwest Airlines

Bubba and Manson role play how Bubba will be interacting with Southwest Airlines’ customer service later today

Bubba thinks he caught the mosquito thats been flying around him all morning; he didn’t have it

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Bubba was just sent a CVS tooth relief kit; Bubba doesn’t know exactly how to use it

Light Stream

Tuddle says that there isn’t going to be a Buds & Suds today; Bubba says he may do something with Tuddle today

Bubba promos Cluster F

Bubba talks about working out with Janessa at the Clem Gym yesterday

Bubba gets into story about a woman caught on camera stealing expensive vintage guitars from store

Bubba gets into story about a Florida man threatened to eat eyes and tongues of cops

Bubba gets into a story about a Florida man who was arrested after a 7-year-old boy shoots girl in eye with BB gun

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 For HIMS

Bubba plays some of Janessa’s workout from yesterday’s YouTube live stream

Bubba gets into story about a cockfighting ring that was found in Hillsborough County

Bubba and the guys pontificate on how you would train a cockfighting rooster

Bubba and the guys wonder how Hillsborough County euthanized the cockfighting roosters

Bubba throws up the SC Gamecock; Bubba wonders who’d want to fight a gamecock

Hex Head Art

CALLER – Wants to know if people fried the cocks when they euthanized

CALLER – Jennifer from PETA – Bubba wants to know how you euthanize the birds

Jennifer from PETA talks about the ins and outs of cockfighting

Tuddle says Jennifer called into Buds & Suds the other day to talk about Orcas at SeaWorld

Tuddle seems to be defending SeaWorld’s position

Bubba claims more people hate him than hate PETA

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Bubba calls for a Kegeling with Clem session; Bubba wants to Kegel with the carpenters

Bubba and the guys Kegel to ‘We’ve Only Just Begun’

Bubba talks about how the chick from the Carpenter’s died from anorexia

Bubba goes into story about Arnold Schwarzenegger getting kicked by some kid during a sporting event in South Africa

Bubba roughs Manson in for his ‘Pat Tonight’ live performance

Bubba goes into the origins of Mac Tonight; McDonald’s was sued by Bobby Darin’s estate

Bubba plays a little bit from Bobby Darin’s ‘Mack The Knife’

Manson performs ‘Pat Tonight’

CALLER – Tampa Terry – Marks out to Manson

CALLER – Mariann from Brooklyn – Promotes Howard Stern’s new book (26MINS IN)

Bubba gets into ABC’s remake of All In The Family & The Jeffersons

Bubba goes into the video of Jamie Foxx flubbing a line during live All in the Family revival

CALLER – Will – Upset with Tuddle over a social media post

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Forever Tantra

Bubba says he’s in pain from his tooth

Ned suggests that Bubba do a Cast Away and knock his tooth out

Bubba and the guys go on a Cast Away tangent

Bubba gets back into talking about his tooth

Bubba goes into story about Michigan lawmakers looking to equip teachers, librarians with narcan

CALLER – LEO from Cleveland – Has some insight on narcan and the drug issues in NE Ohio

Bubba gets into a story about a pet horse shot, killed in Florida after wandering into neighboring pasture

Bubba gets into a story about a healthy dog that was euthanized so it could be buried with its owner

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Bubba plays the music video fro ‘A Lot’

Bubba talks about his tooth issues

Bubba wonders if he should see a dentist

Bubba wants Blitz or Manson to clean out his hole

CALLER – Harriet from SC – Gives Bubba advice on how to clean out his tooth

Bubba talks about Stephen Colbert being at the top of the late night ratings

Bubba and the guys go over the salaries of the various late night hosts

Bubba goes into story about a veteran being impaled by a tripod thrown off an overpass

Bubba gets into a story about language teachers’ yearbook photos causing controversy

Bubba gets into a story about a drunk mom who passed out on her toddler, indicted on manslaughter count

Bubba gets into story about the ex-nurse who is accused of impregnated a special needs woman; refuses to take HIV test

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Bubba promos Buds & Suds after the main show

Blitz says he has a tube of cavity filler for Bubba to use

CALLER – Dave from Lawrenceburg – Wants to know if Bubba is going to the World of Outlaws

CALLER – Harriet – Called Bubba earlier, is full hot at Blitz

Bubba promos that he will be YouTubing from the Indy500 this weekend