05-22-2019 | The BTLS Morning Show

SEG 1:

Bubba opens up show with an intern bump in cd; takes a shiz on it

CALLER – Wants to know if we are on AM1040 anymore

Bubba tells the guy to go to the Bubba Army App; caller takes a shiz on the Bubba Army App

Bubba and the guys tell the caller to check us out on Twitch

Bubba talks about his kidney stone; Ned suggest having Bubba lay down and everyone kick him to get the stone out

Bubba said he had to take some pills to go to bed last night; Ned had to do the same

Bubba gets into story about Suh; Caveman spun himself out

SEG 2:

Bubba talks about Kegeling with Clem; plans on doing a kegel session later

Bubba says he has to get his hair done today

Bubba says he has a burning sensation caused by his kidney stone

Bubba talks about going grey; Blitz suggest he just let it go grey

Bubba says he has to take Pookie to his mom’s today; Pookie peed in Bubba’s bed last night near Bubba’s head

Bubba gets into story about Jada Pinkett Smith admitting that she was addicted to porn

Bubba gets into story about Artie Lange being arrested; Tuddle and Caveman tell Bubba to look at the side profile

Ned says Artie Lange looks like a pug

Blitz, Manson, Ned and Tuddle give Bubba suggestions on his hair after seeing Artie’s mugshot

Blitz chimes in ‘how many bits to shave Bubba bald?’

Bubba says it would cost the fans a few thousand for him to shave his head

Bubba says Manson would probably allow Bubba to get oral from Donna for $25K

SEG 3:

Bubba plays Manson’s remix of ‘It Juts Out’

Bubba says Manson has a new song ‘Pat Tonight’ that he plans to debut either today or tomorrow

Bubba says he’s got some prescribed goof balls and needs to take some during the next break

Bubba promotes Bubba Army YouTube

Bubba plays yesterday’s Bubba’s Barbershop

Bubba shaved Lummox’s beard like a gorilla

Lummox has some type of Rosacia; Lummox was throwing up during Bubba’s Barbershop

Bubba calls Lummox a paper tiger

Bubba talks about all the new content on YouTube

Bubba goes to Caveman about Bi Boy editing the Kegeling with Clem videos

Bubba wants every kegel session as its own video on YouTube

Bubba and the guys do a Kegeling with Clem session

SEG 4:

Bubba plays the music video for ‘A Lot’

Bubba gets into story about Tampa being a hot bed for Twitch/Gamers

Bubba wants to do a Tampa Twitcher Summit

Blitz is Mr. Positive today taking a shiz on everything

Bubba gets into story about Full Sail University’s gaming program

Bubba wants Caveman to reach out to some of the streamers mentioned in both stories

Bubba and Manson pontificate on the future of gaming and sports

SEG 5:

Light Stream

CALLER – Twitch chatter – Talks about the Tampa Twitch community

Bubba gets into story about a woman in an RV leading a wild chase through San Fernando Valley

Bubba gets into story about a kindergartner who was ‘lunch shamed,’ family calls for school policy change

Bubba goes into a story about a wrongfully convicted man to receive $1.5 million after 46 years in prison

Bubba starts getting into a story about an SC Correctional officer who was impregnated by inmate, charged with sexual misconduct

Bubba gets into story about the 154 people arrested for human trafficking, prostitution sting by the Polk County Sheriff’s Office

Bubba mentions a story about a 30yo man who suffered a ‘rectal blowout’ after his friends put the nozzle of an industrial air compressor into his anus and inflated it

Blitz chimes in ‘it was Hammil’s idea’; Bubba says ‘Blitz is running thin today’

Bubba apologizes to Tuddle for the Anal Expansion challenge

Tuddle is falling asleep on air

Bubba play the ‘It Jutts Out’ Remix

Bubba gets into the Top 5 Countdown

#5 – Taki Taki by DJ Snake (feat. Cardi B., Selena Gomez, & Ozuna) – NOT APPROVED
Bubba tries to get into #4; Bubba loads #3 by accident because of the way YouTube uploaded the video

Caveman points out that the videos are numbered for him; Bubba points out that Caveman and Blitz don’t know how hard it is to run the show

#4 – Who Do You Love by The Chainsmokers & 5 Seconds Of Summer – NOT APPROVED

#3 – Close To Me – Ellie Goulding & Diplo (feat. Swae Lee) – NOT APPROVED

#2 – Here With Me – Marshmello (feat. CHVRCHES) – APPROVED

#1 – Happier – Marshmello (feat. Bastille) – APPROVED

Bubba promos Tuddle’s Mean Tweets

SEG 6:

For HIMS

Bubba gets into story about Alabama Public Television refusing to air “Arthur” episode with gay wedding

Bubba and Manson role play as two typical Alabama hilljack

Bubba and the guys say Nick Saban is worshipped in Alabama and could easily influence the government of Alabama

Bubba goes into a story about the NXIVM cult; an oral sex session to pleasure NXIVM cult leader Keith Raniere was interrupted by a federal raid

Bubba gets into a story about a pilot whose eyes were burned by a green laser from someone on the ground

Bubba gets into story about a Statesville Camping World dealing with fine and legal issues over their giant American flag.

SEG 7:

Bubba has to leave the BRN as soon as the show is over; Bubba is swamped today

Bubba says he wants to travel more and do more streaming on YouTube

Bubba hopes to be streaming from Tony Stewart’s place tomorrow

Bubba plans on streaming at the Indy500

Hex Head Art

Bubba comments on how newscasts and many Fortune 500 are almost over compensating by pushing women ahead of men

Bubba start gets into a story about a Palm Bay man who raped an unconscious victim, filmed act

Bubba gets into a story Michigan man who was charged with wife’s murder following dispute over cigarette smoking

Bubba gets into a story about a Florida teacher accused of bringing a loaded gun to an elementary school

SEG 8:

Bubba promos Janessa working out at the Clem Gym later today

Bubba says he has a busy day today.

Bubba has to bring Pookie to his mom’s, get his hair done, get his prescription meds and be part of Janessa’s show

Bubba promos Buds & Suds, Cluster F and Janessa’s show later today on YouTube