05-01-2019 | The BTLS Morning Show

SEG 1:

Bubba says he just got pit maneuvered

Bubba says he’s got so much that he’s spun out

Bubba calls for a Begging Tuddle; Tuddle had it in his hands and missed it

Bubba talks Joe Montana – Dwight Clark ‘The Catch’

The guys try to get Bubba the video but are having issues; We have 3 videos but they won’t load

SEG 2:

Bubba promos Bubba’s Lunch Iggy at WOB next Monday

Bubba’s ZOO Crew

Bubba’s worst fear is if we only have like 5 people

Bubba says we are putting our balls on the ice with this lunch iggy

Bubba says he’ll have psychological issues if we don’t have a good turnout

Bubba promos that he will probably do some gaming tonight

Bubba thinks he’ll play Madden, FIFA and try Fortnite

Bubba gets into ‘The Catch’ talk

Bubba says he’s got the bronchitis; tells everyone that no one can make out with him today

Bubba says he took meds to take care of his sickness; took suppositories

Bubba breaks down ‘The Catch’

Dwight Clark died of ALS

Bubba asks when did it go from Lou Gehrig’s disease to ALS

Bubba tells Manson he popped on Twitch and off when he realized Cluster F was on

Bubba says he doesn’t know what we are doing next

Bubba wants to do the Twitch Profit Sharing ceremony next

SEG 3:

Bubba is having issues with a video that is playing

Bubba is about to flip out

Bubba yells at Caveman; Caveman says he was editing and couldn’t hear his cries of distress

Blitz goes in studio; fixes the issue and faces Bubba

Bubba has Tuddle administer a correction

Tuddle’s first slap isn’t good enough; Tuddle does another slap for good measure

Bubba goes into the Bubba Profit Sharing ceremony

Bubba has $105 for everyone

Lummox isn’t hear

Bubba asks Manson’s advice on what to do with SJL
Everyone decides to give SJL a piece of their money

Bubba has Colton collect money from everyone

Bubba wants Colton to give SJL a life lesson

SJL tries to do a bit; falls flat

Bubba calls SJL a poster child for abortion

SJL shows condoms and his new earrings

SJL tries to apologize Bubba gives his special brand of wisdom

Blitz chimes in

SEG 4:

Bubba plays Ned No Net Peanut Butter & A Dog

Light Stream

Drunk Kim texted Bubba over Manson’s Penguin tactical Shirt

Bubba apologizes to Caveman over throwing so many curve balls

Bubba plays You Win Nothing

Donkey Teeth & Head Casey are the actual winners

Bubba gets into story about a teen nicknamed “White Lightning” who ran a 100-meter dash in 9.98 seconds – fast enough for the Olympics

Bubba gets into story about a mom saying her daughter was bitten 25 times at her daycare, and no one told her

Bubba explains what a Forensic Odontologist is; Brent Hatley would mention it all the time

 

SEG 5:

Bubba promos Bubba’s Lunch Iggy

Bubba promos Tuddle’s Mean Tweets, Unsigned Band and Tuddle Talks

Bubba promos he may do Fortnite tonight

Bubba has Colton give everyone their $5 back from SJL

Bubba talks about a mysterious whale possibly linked to Russian military is affectionate, fetches rings for locals in Norway

Bubba gets into story about a horse racing broadcaster sues Amazon over ‘tacky’ t-shirt

Bubba talks about broadcasting of horse racing

Bubba talks about how he talks to an old jocky about how dirty horse racing is

Bubba gets into story about Officials Cracking Down On a Wisconsin Church Using Marijuana As Sacrament

SEG 6:
Bubba promos Bubba’s Lunch Iggy

Blitz says he attended a Lunch iggy when he quit the week before

Bubba calls for a Begging Tuddle; Tuddle drops the nip again

FOR HIMS

Palm Harbor Piping, Inc.

Bubba and the guys do the liners for Palm Harbor Piping, Inc.

Bubba does his liner

Tuddle  does his liner

Ned does his liner

Manson does his liner

Caveman does his liner; sounds like he has a proctal going on

Blitz does his liner; does a very lethargic delivery

Bi Boy does his liner; is the newest hire

SJL does his liner; sounds defeated

Bubba gets into story about a Polk County child pornography operation

Bubba talks about accidental porn situations

Bubba gets into a dark web tangent

Bubba talks about a School Resource Officer’s gun accidentally fires in cafeteria of Wesley Chapel middle school

Bubba talks about a new bill aiming to remove animal dissection from California schools

Bubba gets into tangent about hijabs; Uber share with a girl in a hijab

Bubba talks about Halima Aden Making History as the First Model to Wear a Hijab and Burkini in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

 

SEG 7:

Bubba plays audio clip of Mariann from Brooklyn calling into the show

Bubba asks Caveman what SJL actually does; Caveman sticks up for SJL working on videos

Bubba wants Caveman to get Unsigned Band info to him earlier

Bubba is stressed and irritable; he has a kidney stone

Bubba breaks down the 3 phases of a kidney stone

Caveman asks what is the record for biggest kidney stone

Tuddle tries to Google biggest kidney stone; Tuddle and Bubba get a little heated over Googling the largest kidney stone

Tuddle apologizes for being a dick

Blitz calls a begging Tuddle

Bubba throws some nips to Tuddle like Nolan Ryan

 

SEG 8:

Forever Tantra

Bubba apologizes for his dickness

Bubba goes into the Unsigned Band Review

Bubba plays music from the unsigned band ‘Wallyburg’

Bubba disapproves

Ned disapproves

Caveman approves; wants to shoot them

Tuddle approves

Manson is the decider; NO APPROVAL

Bubba plays music from the unsigned band ‘Broken Silence’

Rock Is Dead – NED

Broken Silence has a little Cookie Monster sprinkled in the song

Bubba approves Broken Silence

Bubba plays music from Burden Of The Sky; a band sent in by Tony B (Radio Guy In ILLINOIS)

Bubba approves Burden Of The Sky

Bubba gets into story about a lawsuit pertaining to a Louisville man’s suicide caused by appearance on ‘The Jerry Springer Show’

Bubba tells how The Jerry Springer Show gets its participants; Bubba knows from experience when he was developing The Bubba Clem Show

Bubba gets into a story about a man who got trapped in a hole he dug while spying on his former girlfriendm,m v vpl

Bubba gets into story over church-goers vote to deny same-sex couple from marrying at their church

Bubba gets into a story about a woman stabbed with needle in diaper bag

Bubba goes on tangent; the BRN daycare (bi-boy will be our babysitter)