05-11-2018 | The BTLS Morning Show

SEG1
Lasker and the fried baby box.
Lasker brings in McDonalds.
Lasker gets hashbrowns in small fry container so they don’t stick to the paper for Bubba.

SEG2
Bubba reads emails.
Man yells out “I Love You Sarah” during softball game.
Bubba wants to do an emoji contest for a Magical Butter machine or K and N Filter.
Bubba wants emojis of: Bubba, Manson, Ned, 25, Lasker, Garguilo, Blitz, Trace, Caveman and Tom Bean.

SEG3
Bubba talks who would win in a fight, a monkey or lion.
Bubba’s megaphone breaks during the show.
No one can find Bubba’s megaphone on Amazon.

SEG4
CBDh20.
MegaPhone Gate.
Bubba talks getting blown up by a car bomb.
Who would not want to party with Bubba’s head.
Iron Man Suit Stolen, worth $300K.

SEG5
Bubba plays Manson’s National Anthem, wonders if there’s video.
Videographer, Bald Bull, in-studio but doesn’t acknowledge if video is done or not.
Bald Bull doesn’t know how to frame himself for the kids table.
For Hims.
Beer Lotto.

SEG6
Light Stream.
Woman has police called on her by fellow student because she is black and sleeping in Yale dormatory.
Woman misses flight, losses her crap on Facebook live.

SEG7
Woman fights with cop during traffic ticket, claims Cop was aggressive and threatens her, but the cops body cam footage shows otherwise.

SEG8
Ned sings the Star Spangled Banner.