10-8-2012 | The BTLS Morning Show

This is the terrestrial show for Monday 10-8-12.

Recap by Blind Lawrence:

Bubba wished Jane and Jeff a happy anniversary; he thinks his Mom
knows how to work, as she got married to Jeff on Doug Clem’s birthday.
Sports: Nascar, NFL and NCAA Football.
The guys cracked up at Tony Stewart’s post race interview.
Ned’s “Monday Night Football – Jets vs Texans.”
Ned thanks Mike from South Carolina for getting a Ned head on ESPN
College game day.
Bubba wants to give the guy free Bubba Army merch.
Emails: Bubba Army license plate, guy saw the Ned head on TV, chicken
dip, and a woman questions how God didn’t protect a boy at a Christian
school who was struck by lightning.
Allan in Tampa asked if Tara brought in her homework for the IO show.
Tara said she didn’t get it done, Bubba said he’ll give her another week.
Audio clip – Boy struck by lightning, Bubba had an update saying that
the plug was pulled.
Audio clip – South Carolina football player dies of heart attack.
Ben said that God answers all prayers.
David in Arizona thinks God isn’t a dictator, Bubba said that
sometimes God says no.
If they knew when death was coming, would the guys want to know? Bubba said yes.
Bubba acted as Jesus, while Manson acted as God talking about lightnng
rods on the helmets of the football players.
Ned’s Load – “Redneck Shop #2” (“N.F.C” track 14, and “Ned’s Crank
Calls Vol. 3”, track 21). Ned pitches various movie ideas to Redneck
shop owner John Howard.

1. Rambo = Sambo – Silvester Stalone in blackface.
2. Back to the Future = Black to the Future – Marty McFly goes back in
time and makes sure Lincoln never gets elected.
3. Frosty the Snowman = Frosty the Klansman – with a corncob pipe and
a button nose, and a hood with two eye holes.
4. Dukes of Hazzard = Gooks of Hazzard
5. Jaws = Jews – a shark that only eats jewish people.
6. Kingpin = Rodney Kingpin – a bunch of Amish guys cut Rodney King’s
head off and use it for a bowling ball.

Caller wonders about Dale Earnardt, Bubba remembers the day after he
died; Ned refused to come into work.
Ned’s “Earnhardt Poem” (“Public Enema #1” disc 1 track 9, and “Ned’s
Peoms Vol. 1” track 3). Ned is upset with God over Dale’s passing,
proclaiming that he’ll kill himself to kick God’s ass, he wants to get
him with an ax handle, he wants to shove a checkered flag up his ass,
he closes by wishing God had killed Bubba instead.
Ned said he’d be upset for about a day if Bubba died.
The Woodsman with a new offering, Bubba played a bit of it; he then
stopped it, telling him to continue to be stupid.
“One Burbon, One Scotch, One Beer” is played, the guys have fun with
the song; Bubba tinks maybe Ned could do a parody of it.
Bubba plugged the wing House, their calendar is out now.
John on protection talk about a fecal transplant.
Audio clip – woman gets fecal transplant after near fadal car accident.
Bubba thinks they should make a pill that makes people smarter.
Bubba thinks the show had something to do with exposing the Susan G.
Koman foundation.
Megan said she had a bad weekend, Bubba thinks he can’t get into his.
Megan said that her boyfriend left her, he left her a message, Bubba
wants to play it on air.
The guy in question has four kids, is 46 and is Puerto Rican, Bubba
wonders why she’d settle with him, Megan said the guy had a bad
adiction when she met him.
Bubba asked for her to describe herself, Megan said that she looks
like her Brother, he plays in Cowhead’s band, she said that she
doesn’t like to work for other people.
Bubba wants to do the Megan dating game, Megan said that would be
fantastic, she said that she was married before and has four kids,
Bubba played the “Oh lord johnson” clip a few times.
Caller said Tim Mccreedy won his race this weekend, this got him
gonged several times.
Megan came back on, her phone dropped; she wouldn’t mind starting the
dating game with a woman.
Chris said he has a kid; he’s looking for a wman with a child.
Audio clip – teacher gets her coffee spiked with a butt enlarging pill.
Manson’s “Xanoxymethavicamex”, followed by “Keep Us toned in America”
(“Bubba show classics Volume 21”, track 2).
Bubba plugged what they’ve got for this week, he then said he has two
appearances for the Twelve Boobs of christmas, one for Nov. 9 at Oz,
and another one Nov. 16 at the Penthouse club, a winner will be
selected the night of the event.
Caller wondered if Bubba will be hosting the winterNationals this
year, Bubba said yes, he then gave the guy the schedule.
Audio clip – kid kills his mom and sister.
Audio clip – C Low Green asked about the Nikki Minaj and Mariah Cary fight.
Audio clip – Michael Lohan and Octomom debating.
Audio clip – guy asks Vinny from the Jersey Shore if he’s ever had a
STD, bubba likes how the crowd cheered for the guy’s question.
Manson’s 9:40 Segment – “Katy Perry Sesame Street” (“Bubba Show
classics Vol. 17”, track 8).
Audio clip – woman arrested for sex with animals, thinks it’s an error.
Audio clip – Cincinatti cheerleader’s mom tampered with evidence in
sex with student case.
Audio clip – cop punches man 10 times in the head.
Audio clip – student swallows memory card containing nude pictures.