9-13-2012 | The BTLS Morning Show

This is the terrestrial show for Thursday 9-13-12.

Recap by Blind Lawrence:

Bubba feels the Rays need to start winning games if they want to be in
the playoffs.
Bubba will start towing people who park in certain spots at the Clem gym.
Emails: Dose wants to do “Bubba Saw #3”, streeker arrested, listener
placed an order on Tuesday, received it yesterday, local Publix had to
reorder chicken dip.
Bubba wondered about football being played on selective Thursday
nights, Wired up Brent explained that it’s a specialty thing.
Chad said that Tara was supposed to bring some pictures to varify some stuff.
Tara said she was asleep by the time Taric got home, Ned thinks it’s bullcrap.
Tony in Jacksonville asked about the Twelve Boobs of Christmas, Bubba
said this year it’s going to be exciting, participants will have two
opertunities to win, one ofr the internet portion, and one for a
personal appearance, a winner will be selected that night.
The guys talk about the new iPhone 5.
Dr. Mark in studio.
Email: Listener sneezes while ejaculating.
Jamie said he practically takes a bath in Androjell, Dr. Mark
explained to him how to properly pump himself with it.
Caller said his feet swell; Dr. Mark said that’s out f his field.
Caller says when he takes a crap he has blood in his stool, when it
comes out it feels like a pinecone.
Noa got a vasectomy in 2008; he said his doctor told him to get
checked once a year, Dr. Mark said that’s not the case, that’s only if
you are concerned.
Caller asked about rings for the penis, Dr. Mark said that they had a
patient come by with a metal ring wrapped around his penis; they went
through gallons and gallons of water to help in getting it off.
Becky said her husband’s testotarone level was at a 67, if he doesn’
do anything about it what will happen?
Caller has an issue with his left breast; Dr. Mark suggested the guy
see his regular doctor.
John in Seabring has errectile disfunction, he’s tried some of the
pills, but they don’t work for him.
One of Dr. Mark’s patients asked about Viagra pills for $90.
Gary on protection said he’s not gay, but he has warts around his
penis and anus, Dr. Mark said that can happen, Bubba freaked out when
Mark talked about burning the warts off.
Bubba talked about getting snaked, Dr. Mark talked about how it’s done
these days.
Frank on protection thanked the guys for getting him on testotarone.

Tyler’s Football picks:

1. Packers VS Bears – Packers
2. Chiefs vs Bills – Bills
3. Browns vs Bengles – Browns
4. Vikings VS Colts – Colts
5. Saints VS panthors – Panthors
6. Texans VS jagwires – Texans
7. Raders VS Dolfins – Dolfins
8. Cardnals VS Pats – Pats
9. Bucs VS Giants – Giants
10. Ravens VS Eagles – Ravens
11. Redskins VS Rams – Redskins
12. Cowbosy vs Seahawks – Cowboys
13. Jets VS Steelers – Jets
14. Titans VS Chargers – Chargers
15. Lions VS 49ers – 49ers
16. Bronkos VS Falcons – Bronkos

Manson’s 7:40 Segment – “Rich White Wealthy dick”.
Caller said he clipped a skintab off his penis, it bled.
Bubba recalls the time he marked up his own sack for his vasectomy.
Caller asked about taking a dump after getting warts burnt off.
Charley said he had low levels; his doctor wouldn’t give him a replacement.
Jack said he has blood in his semen, Dr. Mark said that’s a common thing.
Rebecca said that her husband isn’t doing it for her anymore sexually;
Bubba thinks the guy is cheating.
Mike said about a year ago he had Hemhroids, he didn’t have them
treated, he’s had blood towards the end of his bowel movement.
Erick said that he has a jelly-like substance in his semen, Dr. Mark
said just as long it’s clear he’s fine, if it’s colored then that’s a
bit of an issue.
Frank asked Dr. Mark about a sleep aid, he has a big problem getting
to sleep, Dr. Mark said Revita Max is a great product, bubba read an
email concerning that.
Frank said he takes Ambien, Bubba said that stuff is evil; he then
talked about having to get himself off of it.
Ned’s “Bubba Eats Wahtever He Likes” (“Bubba’s new and Misc Hits Vol.
9” track 11, and “The clemulus Package” disc 1 track 17).
Bubba marks out to Sam, a guy who cooks turkey.
Audio clip – 911 call where a guy rants about how he’s a tax payer,
this is the same guy who treatened the President a few days ago.
Bubba said he’s at a crossroads, he wonders if he should play the Nona
Jackson interview from yesterday’s IO show, or they can get into some
of the news stories he has, he then decided that the stories he has
aren’t all that riviting.
Bubba plugged BubbaRaw.com and some events happening at Bubba Raceway
Park this weekend.
Ned’s Load – “No Net Ned – Full Blown Aids”. This is the regular radio
version from November 10, 2011. The uncensored version is from October
24 of the same year.
The Nona Jackson interview from yesterday’s IO show is played, editted
from roughly 30 minutes to around 18 minutes, below is the recap of
the uncensored interview as it aired…

“Nona Jackson on the phone, she claimed to have been married to
Michael Jackson and is the Mother of Blanket, and also claims that her
Dad was Satan.
Bubba asked if Michael was a hung man, Nona said that Blanket was
conceived naturally, then said that Michael had a big penis; she also
said that she was part of a relationship with Jackie and Jermane
Jackson; she further stated that she was gangbanged by three of the
Jacksons.
Bubba wonders why she’s just coming out, he thinks she’s a crazy bitch
who is trying to get her filthy mits on this story, two of her court
cases were thrown out in regards to this, the birth cirtificate for
Blanket states that Debbie row is the Mother, he thinks Nona just
handwrote her name on the document after downloading it off the
internet.
Nona said her Father lives on his own planet, she said her husband is
Michael Jackson, Bubba said that he was dead; Nona said he was dead to
the rest of the world.
Nona said that ichael’s soul is somewhre else.
Bubba asked if Michael was gay, nona said she’s never heard that one,
she thinks Michael Jackson fucking little boys in their assholes is
ridiculous, all she did was laugh the question off.
Bubba said he was done, he then ran her through the Evil soundboard,
he then said he has the Devil on speed dial, he then put Ned on the
setting to get him like the Devil, he then said he had Michael jackson
down there, raping his booty hole with a pitch fork, Nona said there
were many Devils out there.
Bubba wished her the best, saying she was crazy as a loon, he thinks
no one would give her the tme of day, he wished nothing but ill will
on her, Nona said she was already dead, he concluded by saying the
Queen was a whore, he then said that he worked nearly until Noon
today.”