8-7-2012 | The BTLS Morning Show

This is the terrestrial show for Tuesday 8-7-12.

Recap by Blind Lawrence:
Today’s recap is dedicated to Heather Wiz and Brent’s Booger, happy
Anniversary!

Facebook friend of the day is Ryan Sullivan of Las Cruces, New Mexico.
Emails: Listener suggests a “Reverse The Heat” space on the Bubba
Justice wheel, new windshield, and a breast cancer survivor has no
respect for the Susan G. Koman foundation.
Bubba thinks North East Juilers goes above and beyound with their generosity.
2012 Olympics – China has 64, United States has 63.
Negative Mike came on to talk about NBC’s coverage of the Olympics.
Dock, the Fabricator of the stars checked in asking how big the door was.
Bubba played some Sweet for Ned; he goofed on the opening of “Ballroom Blitz”.
Bubba names certain girls he considered “Foxes” in Warsaw.
Email asks for the show’s support of a fallen fire fighter.
Audio clip – Sharlet county Fire Fighter murdered.
Dr. Mark in studio.
Greg described a lump in his sternum, one in his gut area, and another
in his bisep, Dr. Mark suggested a general surgen.
Emailer asked the name of the doctor who cured Cancer, Bubba said it
was Bruzynski, Dr. Mark has never seen the movie.
Tara said she has a friend who knows someone who had prostate cancer,
but after seeing Bruzynski they are cured.
Frank on protection has prostatidus; Dr. Mark said they used to
massage the prostate.
Ned was heard yelling about the Prostate express.
Warren said he got shot three times, ever since he can’t reach climax.
Emailer has Tapayoka like seamen.
Mary said that she saw a cow with a Bubba Army shirt near a
Chick-Fil-A, the guy has a sign that reads “Eat More Pussy”, Bubba
thinks someone is screwing with him.
John said he saw the same sign.
Anthony said he saw the same thing.
John on protection asked about a lump behind his left nipple, Dr. Mark
said that the guy should get it checked out.
Brian said he takes Adderall everyday, Mark suggests the guy go to his
doctor to find out what’s in his urine.
Erick in Ohio said he has a knot on his right testical, Mark thinks it
could be a carbuncle.
Josh said the guy in the Chick-Fil-A cow costume won’t talk to Bubba,
Bubba still doesn’t want to get thrown into this, the guy said the
chick-Fil-A manager came out, only to give the cow guy a bottle of
water, Bubba thinks he should just not give the guy anymore press.
Chaz was on the phone saying Jared was with him filming some stuff,
Bubba told him to tell the manager this is not show related.
Bubba checked out the picture, he said he really doesn’t need that
type of exposure.
John thinks Bubba should have a different sign; Bubba said the Bubba
Army is genius at times.
Michael thinks it’s someone from a competing station, Bubba said his
competition just gave up on him.
Codey said Bubba just talked to his Brother Josh, Bubba said he
doesn’t want to take anymore calls on this topic.
Ned’s Load – “Helicopter Donut” (“The fat and The furious” disc 2
track 16, “Ned’s Crank Calls Vol. 1” track 21, and “Ned Only” track
13).
Bubba outlined how “bubba Justice” will go down, he then said that
marlbe is a pain in the ass to maintain, he paid nearly $7,000 to get
it done, this had Manson doing his Blue Blood voice.
There’s a special machine that is used to polish marble, it costs $900
to buy it, plus $310 for shipping.
Audio clip – Mars exdploration.
John suggested Bubba try Jon Don, they have a marble polisher.
Audio of a guy talking about Mars, Bubba thinks the guy needs to get
laid, Tara thinks Manson’s impression of him sounds like Jimmy on
“South Park”.
Judy called asking about her shirt, Bubba told her she was his girl,
he then had Twenty-five chat with her.
Judy said that she had a limb replacement, she had some issues with
the hospital, she wants to take it to Bubba Court, Bubba said that his
thing for smal claims court.
Judy then did a positioning statement for the show, Bubba coached her
through it.
Bubba thinks he could do AGT, Brent thinks Bubba would be seen as a
Howard wannabe.
Audio clip – Sharron Ozborn quitting “America’s Got Talent”.
Audio clip – Drunk guy calls 911 looking for more beer.
Steve thinks Bubba is half right with space exploration, he said there
might be some stuff that can possibly find oil.
David thinks we should be investing money into the economy.
Gary in Port Sharlet wishes all these nerds would just get off the
space program.
Twenty-five said he’s coming up, looking to get Bubba’s spot, Bubba
said he could easily put him back in merchandising.
Bubba thinks his flipping outs have gotten better, he doesn’t cary
grudges, when it’s done it’s done, he is shocked when he hears shows
that rip him off, he said Cowhead deffected from his years ago, and
has made a career for himself, he said it’s baffling how people rip
off from him.
The next big gaming device will be a shock collar; Bubba said he has a
Federal trademark on Shock collars.
Bubba said that Shannon Burke can’t get back into regular radio for
doing what he did (Burke got drunk and shot at his wife, using his dog
as the silencer), he said that he begged WHTQ to give Burke the midday
slot on that station, he thinks had they done it, the station wouldn’t
have switched formats.
Old 98 Rock talkbreak where Ned yells at Clear Channel big wigs about
Bubba’s pay in Jacksonville.
Bubba thinks he should fire Tom Bean and have Ned be the
representative of the show; he then read his federal trademark for
“shock Collar Karaoke”.
Audio clip – Channing Tadum is opening a “Magic Mike” style bar.
Audio clip – Florida woman driving topless.
Steve on protection said he’s been going through a lot, his wife left
him three months ago, he has three kids; he got hooked on pils, now he
wants to kill himself.
Bubba told the guy if he kills himself, he’s just going to make life
bad for his kids.
The guy said his car payment is $240 a month, and the payment is due
tomorrow, he spent some money on pills.
Bubba thinks the guy only has himself to blame for getting hooked on
pills, he thinks the guy should get a hotel near his place of work so
he could walk or bike there, he thinks the guy is irresponsible.
The guy said he tried pills under peer pressure, Bubba thinks the
situation gets worse and worse.
Twenty-five asked him if he called Cowhead’s show last week, Bubba
thinks Cowhead would’ve told the guy to buzz off.
Bubba doesn’t like how the guy takes the easy way out in life.
Bob in Ft. eyers thinks it’s a cry for help, he needs to help himself.
Ryan in Georgia thinks Steve can’t help anyone until he helps himself.
Andrew said pills ruined his relationship nine years ago, he’s been
straight for a year, he’s had a similar situation, but he knows
there’s light at the end of the tunnel.
Dave in Plant City thinks Bubba knows better than that.
Jake thinks the guy sounds just like a guy who caled the Cowhead show.
Erick thinks the guy is a druggy.
Steve came back on denying his call to the Cowhead show; he heard it
when it first aired.
Bubba wants to talk to the guy’s wife tomorrow morning, the guy said
he can’t get his wife, bubba thinks the guy answered his own question,
he then hung up on the guy, he hoped the guy doesn’t kill himself.