6-29-2012 | The BTLS Morning Show

This is the terrestrial show for Friday 6-29-12.

Recap by Blind Lawrence:

Friday, June 29, 2012

The Woodsman is on the road with Deaf Lepoard and Poison tickets.
Bubba thinks the panic button shouldn’t be smashed for the Rays just yet.
Emails – guy wants stickers, Tara is an asset to the family,
Thursday’s IO show was out of the park, guy thinks Nard should be in
“Bubba Saw”, a station in Portland is re airing Free Beer and Hot
wings, Thursday’s IO show was a classic, and Bubba isn’t qualified to
be a politician. Uring the segment, Bubba would mock the way Tara
thanks various listeners.
Manson has a song for Dan Diaco.
Rodney, a Twitter follower scored Deaf Lepoard tickets within three
minutes of the Woodsman giving out a clue.
Ned has a new offering that will air in the 8:00 hour.
Ron said he knew what The Woodsman was refering to, but was one car short.
Middle aged Sauti Arabia man will get beheaded for killing some people
with his car while it was “drifting”, Bubba remembers lashing a guy
(October 06, 2011).
Bubba wonders what’s up with Tara today, Tara says she’s still having
a tough time getting her timing down, she and Bubba went back and
forth a little on how Bubba’s oatmeal was made this morning.
Golden State Warriors coach and his family almost got extorted after
an extra maridal afare.
Rodney, the guy who won the tickets came on, he sounded tired, Bubba
told him to act more excited.
Steve and Dan Diaco in studio.
Manson thanked Dan for fixing his nose, Bubba recapped how that happened.
Dan said his daughter was entertained by watching him work on Manson.
Bubba talked about the Ford they’re having at the Raffle, Manson did
his Blue Blood voice this had the guys cracking up.
Steve Diaco loves his new volt.
Caller Steve thanked Dan for working on his wife.
Email – what is Vasir? Dan explains.
Bubba asked if they’ve heard that if you get lipo, you grow the fat
back, Dan said it’s the opposite.
Caller’s wife has epalepsy; she now has low self-asteam, wonders if
she should get her breasts worked on.
Email – cost of an inner thie reduction – around $5,000.
Wayne in Ft. Meyers said he’ll try to make it to the Casino tonight,
how much would a breast reduction run? Steve said that he’s seen bad
outcomes from reductions done by bad plastic surgens.
Summer Mole, a girl who the Diacos have helped out is now legally
adopted by her Grandma, Dan has done all her opperations for free,
Steve expresses his graditude for everyone who has helped out.
Dan asked Bubba if he’s redone his will since his diorce.
Jamie in Boston had an operation five years ago; Steve thinks he’s out
of the window of suing.
Robby in Georgia asked how to fix inverted nipples; “Dueling Der Ders”
from “Bubba Show Classics Vol. 11”, track 14 was heard in the
background.
Bubba congradulated Chrissy McCabe, the second winner of Deaf lepoard
tickets, The Woodsman was at McDonald’s.
Mike was at a restaurant, his daughter bit into something, Steve said
he hates these kinds of cases.
Bubba and the guys discussed how ridiculous some lawsuits are.
Jeff, the Diacos handler is now a 3 star general within the Bubba Army.
Manson has a live offering – Hero, a song for Dan Diaco, a parody of
“Hero” by Enrique Iglesias.
Dan loved the song, Ned thinks Manson just swings from his boys, he
thinks he should tie another heating pad to his back. (Ned got drunk
on jack Daniels, fell asleep on a heating pad, and taped the button so
that it wouldn’t shut off; he ended up getting a skin graph because of
it.)
Chrissy, the ticket winner called into thank the guys.
Dan is disappointed that he wn’t get to see Tom the Treeman be lit up
this year, Bubba said they go bigger every year.
Ned’s Load – “I’ll Be Your HIV” (first aired Feb. 20, 2012).
Audio clip – R. Kelly’s recent health.
Manson’s “Minor Chicks I’d Be Itchin’” (“Morning domination” disc 1
track 2, and “Manson’s Greatest its”, track 9). The song parodies
“Ignition”, and cuts on R. Kelly’s sex scandle.
Audio clip – used enemas being re sold, Twenty-five thinks it’s just gross.
Bubba thinks the “Enema Bandit” should be a new character.
Audio clip – Kelly Ozborn drunk on a flight, Bubba said he doesn’t
like hearing the funky worm in the background.
Manson is disgusted this is a news item.
Audio clip – Chris from NSYNC has a sodomy twist in a karaoke bar.
Bubba read a news article about a guy who got caught with child porn,
and a pictures of the man having sex with a 3-legged dog.
Man cuts off his own privates after an argument.
Ned’s computer gets defragged frequently, Thomas said that he has to
uninstall and reinstall stuff.
An excerpt of “50 Shades of Gray” is played, Bubba doesn’t get why his
Mom is reading this.
Courtney has read all three books in the “50 Shades of Gray” series,
Bubba questions her as to why she would read something like this,
Manson goofed on her a little.
Alicen has read all three books, Bubba asked her why; the woman said
it’s the hype.
Bubba thinks he’ll check out “Magic Mike”, this led to the guys
talking about how Ned plays the popcorn game.
Beverly asked what books 2 and 3 are about; Bubba said he’s not
reading them now or ever.
Robby the 3rd winner of Deaf Lepoard tickets thanked Bubba for the hookup.
Bill asked for protection, but it was messed up, only the guys in the
studio were on it, the guy then said he has read all three “50 Shades
of Gray”, he got the Evil treatment.
Bubba put everyone in the studio on protection.
Ned’s “50 Shades of white Trash”. The story is of Ted, a man who is
late for a plumbing job he is not qualified to do. He goes to the
house and meets a woman named Deerdra, they end up having sex. Bubba
thinks this can’t be a one-off, Tara thinks Ned missed his calling.
Bruce from Planet X said the housewives are coming into his store
because of “50 Shades of Gray”.
Audio clip – the star of “Swamp People” arrested for domestic violence.
Audio clip – guy has sex with a 15 year-old at a court house.
Man is naked with his dog, but denies having sex with it. Bubba asked
to save a copy of the article to prove he’s not pandering.
Japanese man serves customers his penis and testicals.
Audio clip – Anne Curry ousted, Bubba wants Cox to give them
$10,000,000, he wants to give those who have been exiled to give a
farewell speech.
Manson’s “MTV Cribs – Bubba” (“Public enema #1” disc 1 track 7,
“manson’s Greatest Hits” track 5, and “Bubba Show classics Vol. 4”
track 4) airs for the Manson 9:40 segment.
Bubba talks about the Ft. Meyers Casino he’ll be at tonight, he then
thanks Jimmy from 2001 for bringing the girls by yesterday, then marks
out to the Penthouse.
Ned’s “50 Shades of White Trash” closes the show.
Jared won the final pare of tickets the Woodsman was giving out.