6-26-2012 | The BTLS Morning Show

This is the terrestrial show for Tuesday 6-26-12.

Recap by Blind Lawrence:

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

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Gment 1

The show kicked off with some Bockman turner Overdrive, Twenty-five
had no idea it represented BTO. Todd Willison is the Facebook friend
of the day, Bubba thinks the Rays are dismantled; he then plugged the
raffle on BtlsFoundation.org. They then went to commercials.

Segment 2

After the break we heard a promo for “Tom the Treeman Fireworks”.
Bubba said he got an email from Harold at Elder Ford announcing some
deals for trade-ins, home of the $5,000 test drive, he then plugged
what will be on the show for the next few days, he then said he took a
nap yesterday, it was supposed to be an hour, it turned into 2 and a
half hours, he cleaned the kitchen and made a salad, Ned thinks Bubba
is on Meth. Bubba thinks that he eats only when he’s board, he was up
in the middle of the night and found some Froasted Flakes with milk,
he ended up having some Yogort and toast, he said that Yonka loves
milk. The first email said Octomom goes nude on Howard’s show, her
vagina looks like a belly button. Another emailer requested if they
could see Tech Nine live at the show. Another emailer asked the name
of the alar company Bubba uses, Bubba said its Alarm Force; he gave
the email to Tar to have her write back. Another emailer said that
Anhiser Bush donated money to Jesse Jackson’s son, Bubba then read an
article on Jesse Jackson’s power. Another emailer said they get
frustrated when Bubba judges women on their size, the emailer didn’t
like hearing Bubba degrade Tara, Bubba said he’s never called her a
bbbeast, but in a friendly way. The emailer said it was no wonder
Bubba was divorced, Tara and Ned cracked up at the emailer calling
Bubba a “Fat redneck machanic.”

Segment 3

James said he got an email for “Bubba Idol”, Bubba wonders if this is
the guy who got 8,000 votes for doing nothing, he thinks what the guy
produced wasn’t any good. James said he campaigned his ass off, Bubba
thinks the guy had a machine, he tinks the guy is a nerd kind of guy.
James said he made another email, he put it on Funnyordie.com,
Twitter, Facebook etc, he said he had 100% positive. Bubba decided to
throw it to a show vote. Manson, Twenty-five and Tara voted for the
guy, Bubba and Ned don’t believe the guy, Bubba said that Ned is
disgusted by al this. Robert, a FTE asked if Bubba is affiliated with
any stations in Georgia, Bubba said no, as no one wants to take a
chance on him, he then talked about his appearance this Friday in Ft.
Meyers, you can go to 96Krock.com to obtain tickets.

Segment 4

After the break we heard a promo for the Elder Ford Raffle, followed
by a news clip about John Travolta exposing himself during a massage,
this was followed by Manson’s “Fondeled by John Travolta”. Bubba said
he got some spacific stuff from the cruise ship guy with some claims
about John Travolta, he then plugged an event at Brighthouse Field for
the Sand Soldiers organization, he then went back to the Travolta
article, he wonders where his wife is during all this, Ned thinks this
is just a gay guy who likes to get massages with happy endings, Bubba
doesn’t like how the guy who did the acusing got the short end of the
stick, Ned thinks the guy should get nothing, he thinks the guy should
butch up. We then heard a news clip about Ann Curry, Bubba wondered
why they couldn’t get a deal like her’s, he thinks the Today Show
shouldn’t have Regis Philbman on. Scott said that the cruise ship that
put the victim under house arrest violated the guy’s civil rights. We
then heard a news clip about Charlie Scheen, Brent said he’ll talk to
Sam Simon today to try and get Charlie on. Bubba thinks Charlie must
be sobor, he thinks the guy tries to hard to get a zinger in every
time he’s interviewed, Manson said he’s over it. Bubba said he would
like an interview with him, een though he doesn’t like him. We then
heard Manson’s “Clems’ Corner” from “bubba Show Classics Vol. 19”
track 3. The bit parodies various Charlie Scheen clips, with Bubba as
the target. This was followed up by Berlin’s “Charlie Scheen” from
“bubba Show classics Vol. 19” track 1. The bit spoofs “Teenaged Dream”
by Katie Parry. Bubba caem on saying Ned’s load for to day is
sponsored by Mike’s Pizza; this led to the guys talking about Ned’s
meaty Mandingo. Ronie in California asked why the guys are on the side
of the victim in the Travolta case, Manson said that you should get
componsation if you get fired, Bubba has no idea what the guy’s point
was, Twenty-five thinks the guy wants to hear himself on the radio.
Bubba said that he is taking back all the bad stuff he said about
Jenny McCarthy, Manson thinks Bubba would look hot in Playboy, as
everything is airbrushed, we then heard a news clip about that, Bubba
said that he really likes her boobs, Twenty-five said she has Swetter
meat. The guys checked out the latest picture of her, Tara said that
she has a nice boob job, Bubba wants to save the picture for Dan
Diaco. We then heard Ned’s Load for the day – “Redneck Grammar” from
“Public Enema #1” disc 1 track 4, “Ned Only” track 17, and “Ned’s
Parody songs vol. 2” track 18. The song parodies “
Country Grammar” by Nelly and describes Ned’s redneck lifestyle. Ned
came back playing cowbell along with “Hair of the Dog”, Bubba thinks
they should start a band, he then said that all of what Ned says on
air is bologna. We then heard a news clip about a kid who is getting
sued over throwing a ball at someone. Bubba doesn’t get how there are
no more “accidents” anymore, he then recapped the time when he was
riding with some friends and a tire blew out, two of the guys got
injured. Tara said that every time she would watch Bubba play
baseball, Ned thinks the kid intentionally did that.

Segment 5

Coming out of break we heard a news clip about the Sandusky trial,
followed by Ned’s “Then You Raped Me”. Bubba came on saying a lot of
people ask him about Fein, the website to get it is GetFein.com. Brent
thinks Sandusky’s lawyers are sore losers by claiming NBC used editted
tape, Sandusky got convicted on touching kids, not editted footage.
Bubba read that Sandusky’s wife will be facing extra time in court;
Manson said that you know she knew. Bubba liked how Sandusky’s fellow
inmates taunted him by singing a line from “Another Brick In The Wall
Pt. 2” by Pink Floyd “Hey teacher, leave those kids alone.” Brent
explained how Dahmer died in prison, he was asked to clean the
bathroom with two other inmates, Bubba thinks justice is too hot at
this point, Tara thinks he’ll be dead within a year. We then heard a
news clip about Soulja Boy getting into a car accident, he claims it’s
racist, Twenty-five sarcasticaly said Soulja Boy has a nice chain.
Bubba said that Larry Byrd will not be returning as President of the
Pasers, he told Ned that Larry’s retirement home is in Naples, he said
that every December 07, the show calls Larry Byrd to wish him a Happy
birthday, Ned said he’s honored to have Larry as a fan. We then heard
a clip from the December 07, 2011 adioio.com show, where the guys
called Larry to wish him a happy birthday. In the clip, ned has a song
for Larry; it parodies “Jesse’s Girl”. Larry said that it was his
favorite song of all time; this had the guys cracking up. Joe said
that he went to prison, the first day is always rough, he tipped an
inmate off to a guy who had abused a 6 and 10 year-old, he got the
daylights kicked out of him. Bubba asked Joe what he got sent to jail
for, oe said cocaine, he did 10 months, Bubba thinks the guy is
incredibly fired up, the delay was hit a few times during the call,
Twenty-five told the guy to calm down. Bubba read an article about a
woman who ade a sex tape with her son, she is claiming “Genetic
attraction” after 15 years of separation, he wonders where she got her
stats at, Manson said he doesn’t buy any of it. Bubba said he used to
think of his Cousin when he’d masturbate, Tara thinks it’s disgusting,
she wonders how they’re related. We the nehard a news clip about a guy
dressed as Elmo saying anti semetic stuff at a Zoo, Manson thinks the
guy isn’t trying, Bubba thinks this will be when Tuddle finally snaps.
We then heard a clip about a kid who ate moose droppings as a prank,
Tara thinks Bubba would do that to her, Manson said he doesn’t pull
pranks. Bubba said he can’t help but laugh, he’s sorry for doing it,
he said this is like when they laughed at Akria for having Liquid Ass
in her mouth (march 13, 2007), Manson thinks it’s the cleanest thing
she’s had in her mouth, Ned thinks the kid should’ve put it over.
Negative ike said there’s a candy called Moose Poop, Bubba said that
Ben and Jerry’s has Chunky Monkey. Mike said that he went to the
Holyland with his wife; Bubba said that he has another reason to not
trust the guy, Mike said that the heard Henry Ford was incredibly anti
semetic. Jim said this just proves how messed up the next generation
is going to be. Bubba read an article about a woman who is facing
felony charges for trying to bribe a cop to not charge her with a DUI,
he thinks she’s pretty hot we then heard a news clip about that,
Twenty-five said that cops are rougher with dudes who are drunk. Bubba
read an article about Terel Owins masturbating, he doesn’t get why
people take pictures of that kind of stuff, this led to the guys
talking about the times Twenty-five has displayed his penis on
BubbaRaw.com.

Segment 6

Coming out of break we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com. Bubba came back
talking about his appearance in Ft. Meyers this Friday. We then heard
a news clip about a woman who brought a 13 year-old to a sex triangle.
We then heard a news clip about Lyndsey Lohan, Bubba said she has no
talent and is ugly, Manson said she was on Saturday ight Live and was
horrible. We then heard a news clip about Dillin McDermin dealing with
the death of his Mom. We then heard a news clip about a guy who killed
a man for pimping out his daughter, the guys think the man who did the
killing is not guilty. We then ehard a clip about Alex Trebek hving a
minor heart attack, Bubba thinks Trebek comes across very smarmy, he
then read an article about a guy who sat on a girl and touched her
while on the beach, he thinks it would be a clean shoot.

Segment 7

Manson’s “I’m Chubby and I Know t” (found in the Radioio.com bits and
parodies section). Buba asked that no one complain about getting
picked on, Manson said that he forgot as to how brutal that bit was.

Segment 8

Bubba talked a little about the truck Elder Ford is raffling off.