6-25-2012 | Bubba Uncensored

This is the Uncensored show from Monday 6-25-12.

IO Show:

Segment 1

Twenty-five filled in for Ned’s part of “Juicy”, he then talked about
going to a party over the weekend. Blind Lawrence came on saying Spice
is going to be a Dad, Bubba hopes spice doesn’t mess up the
relationship. The guys wondred if Lawrence was moving to Arkansas,
Lawrence said it’s not happening just yet, he wants to teach other
blind people how to use technology. Bubba thinks Lawrence wants his
own channel, Lawrence said that’s not the case. The guys asked
Lawrence what he did on the weeiend, Lawrence said that he hit a
Hookah lounge, Bubba wonders if Lawrence has smoked, Lawrence said
that he did once, he felt like he was floating for three hours. Bubba
said that he didn’t want to get nerded out on this topic, he said he
was talking to a friend, he used the N word, he thinks he can say it,
he thinks if you say “nickel” fast enough, it sounds like the N word.
Marc the Frog came on, he said that yesterday was a holiday, Tara and
arc talked in French a little, Bubba asked for them to get dirty. Marc
said that he has a speaker hooked up so he can hear the show while he
washing his truck, he said he likes Lawrence’s recaps, Bubba said
that’s what got him on the radar, marc said he likes the podcast
Lawrence does, Bubba thinks Marc is just making a stretch if he likes
that, Ned thinks Blind Lawrence is no Ray Charles. B-Fudd came on, he
thinks Bubba saying “nickel” is lame. Bubba asked B-Fudd if he’s had
phone sex with Hammil lately, B-Fudd said no, it’s been awhile since
he’s talked to him, he usually ends up leaving a message. Bubba said
that Ned has a new offering, a song about Sandusky being in prison,
the song is called “Jail Rape”, where Ned talks about Sandusky getting
raped in prison, Ned wants to cut a hole in Sandusky’s back, so he can
kidney fuck him. Bubba thinks Octomom is dumb to agree to going on
Howard’s show, he thinks Howard couldn’t get her on the show,
Twenty-five said her porn video makes her look like an alien. We then
heard a clip of Octomom riding the Sybian, Bubba thinks it sounds like
an amputation. Bubba left for a few seconds to urinate, Tara said that
Bubba drinks about a galon of water aday, Manson said hearing Octomom
was enough. Bubba came back from the bathroom talking about Octomom’s
flight, he thinks she’s just trying to stay popular, Tara said the
worst part is Octomom has a manager. Bubba asked what happened to evon
James, Twenty-five said they screwed so many people over they fizzled
out. Bubba read the story about Octomom, we then heard Manson’s “She’s
the Octomom” from “bubba’s new and Misc hits Vol. 9” track 10, and
“The clemulus Package” ddisc 4, track 4.

Segment 2

After the break we heard a talkbreak from 98 Rock where Chris from
Jacksonville called the show, he said he doesn’t like the NFL or
Elvis. Bubba thinks the guy is a nerd, suggests he go to Ned’s man-up
summer camp, the guy says he’s not a pussy, Ned thinks the guy will be
full of man when it’s all over. Bubba thinks the guy is really good
with computers and drawing stuff, he thinks that going on what the guy
doesn’t like, he was able to pick out what he’s good at. Ned offered
up the guy $100 a week, Bubba asked if the guy was interested, Chris
said no, then said he’s not a pussy, he ended up hanging up shortly
after that, Bubba thinks he’s done what he wanted to do – turn him
away from the program. We then heard “you never met a Motherfucker
Quite Like Me” by Kid Rock. Bubba doesn’t like how the elements fire
by themselves, Twenty-five sad that it was on auto. Bubba went over
the people who made Bubba Idol –
Big Al, Fat Timmy, Mickey and Jessica Thompson. We then heard Boopily
Brown’s submition, a parody of “Hutning the Beast”, Manson said it was
short and sweet, he liked it, Bubba was going to say no, but Manson,
Tara and Twenty-five liked it. We then heard Brooklyn Lue’s submition
where he tooled on some of the guys, Bubba thinks the guy was being
stupid. Manson and Twenty-five liked it, Ned, Bubba and Tara took a
dump on it. We then heard Denis B’s submition, Bubba likes how the guy
impersonates all the guys who didn’t do the contest right, Manson said
this was priceless, Bubba thinks the guy “absolutely makes it”. We
then heard Diving Mike’s submition, Bubba said he remembers how
horrible this one was, he cut it off a few seconds later, everyone
said no to it. We then heard emily Tank’s submition, Bubba said he met
her and likes her, it’ll pain him to buzz her, he tinks she’ll be fine
off air, he thinks her relocating will be tough. We then heard Erick R
edner’s submition, Bubba was cracking up at the clip, Manson said it
was so stupid it was funny, Bubba gave him the tymbal for it. We then
heard James Seamore’s submition, parody of “Born to be wild”, Bubba
thought it was horrible, everyone said no to it. We then heard
Jerrald’s submition, Bubba said no to the video. We then heard jason
and Wallis’s submition, Bubba wonders where they stand with the guys,
Twenty-five said that chaz said that they were going to do an overview
of the show, he thinks that they should have their own show, Manson
thinks Blind Lawrence is steaming. We then heard some guy doing
impressions, everyone said no to it. We then heard a clip of jessica
Thompson’s submition. We then heard John S’s submition, manson thinks
the guy was kind of funny, Bubba cracked up at the guy interviewing
himself as Bubba and cutting on the cast, he got the tymbal. We then
heard a clip of a guy doing Nytris, Bubba said he really likes the
guy, he ended up getting denyed. We then heard X’s submition, Bubba
goofed on the dude’s accent, he ended up getting denyed. We then heard
ike the Prty Hog’s submition, he got denyed. We then heard Nick’s
submition, Bubba thinks he can’t get through it, he ended up getting
denyed. We then heard Soco’s submition, Bubba thinks she could be
Twenty-five’s handler, the guys think she’s over modgulating, she
ended up getting denyed. We then heard Steve’s submition, Bubba said
he rmembers it, Ned was the only one who liked it. Wallis from Jason
and Wallis called in, he said he’s the redhead kid, Bubba asked what
the latest is, he said they sent that over last week, Bubba thinks
he’ll have it Wednesday. Bubba said that Rich Franklin won his fight
over the weekend, we then heard an excerpt from last Wednesday, Bubba
wants to have him on. We then heard a news clip about John Travolta
suing an author, Bubba likes the title of the book “You’ll Never Spa
Again”. They then ended the show a few seconds later.