6-20-2012 | Bubba Uncensored

This is the Uncensored show from Wednesday 6-20-12.

Recap by Blind Lawrence

Segment 1

Bubba started the show by messing with “Juicy”, he then asked Manson
about obama, Manson said that he doesn’t care. Brent chimed in on his
slate mic, Bubba read an article about Erick Holder, Manson thinks
it’s not even a contest with Clinton and Obama. Brent thinks the
exicutive branch has grabbed a lot of power, he said there’s no
differents between Clinton, Bush and Obama. Bubba said he’s voiting
for himself, and posting a picture of it with his iPhone, Twenty-five
said he’s voting for Dolomite, the guys had no idea what he ment.
Bubba said they’ve got a shit caper going on, Twenty-five said the
guys had a picture of some shit on some toilet paper on the floor,
Tara said that she saw Pantera coming out of the bathroom, Bubba
thinks someone just missed the toilet. Bubba likes how they have three
bathrooms at the new BRN, there’s one just for Bubba, he did give
Manson the green light to go in there if he needs to, manson said he
hasn’t gone in there ever since Bubba put the sign up. Bubba wonders
if Jesse Ventura lives in Mexico, Brent said he does that for 6 months
out of the year. We then heard a clip of jesse on CNN. In the clip,
Jesse says that he doesn’t fly anymore, as he has metal in his body,
he goes on to say that when you go to an airport, the Constitution and
1st amendment don’t apply. Sean thanked pantera for the studio tour
yesterday, Bubba said he wishes he could’ve seen him. Pantera came on
saying he walked into the Green room bathroom, he almost stepped in
it, he thinks Brent did it, as Brent is the only guy to whipe his ass
while standing. Bubba asked Brent if he used the green room bathroom,
Brent said it was very early 4:35. Jesse Ventura came on the line, he
said he lives in Minisota, he stays there from ay-December, he goes to
Mexico, he said he drives every year, except for one year, when his
Brother-in-law died of ALS. Bubba said he heard what Jesse said about
the airport, Jesse said that you have no protection in the airport, he
spent $20,000 to be told by the judge that he has no jurishdiction, he
said if you got him in front of a jury, he’d win. Bubba wonders when
the wheels fell off, Jesse said 9/11, Manson thinks the Paitroit act,
Jesse said it’s horrid, but what is worse than that is the bill that
aamends it, the United States iltary is now in our Country, he thinks
everyone who voted for it is guilty of treason, he thinks we’re a
bunch of lemings, he said he’s not running for President, he thinks
we’re being marched off the cliff, he said that there must be
something in the water, he said that in the 50’s they put Floride in
the water to take care of your teeth, he said the first people to put
Floride in the water were the Nazis, as Floride is like liquid
prozack, which calms you down. Bubba asked about Jesse’s new book
called “The Demobloods and Republicrypts”, Jesse said that if the
average American does insider trading, they would go to jail, he said
that 20 or so congressmen have been convicted of felonies, yet they
still get their pay, he said that when he taught a class in harvard
that explains how professional wrestling prepares you for politics.
Bubba thinks the Republicans lay down for eight years. Jesse said that
when George W. bush became President, it put the CIA in the
Whitehouse, he said that goernor Gary Johnson used to be a Republican,
he’s the Libertarian candidate, he thinks voting for a Republican or
Democrat it’s a wasted vote. Bubba asked Jesse about being an Atheist,
Jesse said he alines himself with George Carlin. Bubba said that Obama
fooled him, Jesse said that his son supported Obama like crazy, yet
now he wouldn’t vote for him at all, he said the Federal reserve runs
our Country, the last ressession we went through, we all lost money,
the 1% got their wealth up by 5 times, he thinks ressessions are done
by design. Bubba said he looks forward to hearing from him, manson
said that he’s really good, Bubba likes how Jesse is no nonsense,
Brent said that Jesse likes their show. Manson thinks Obama is more
coperate friendly then Bush, Twenty-five thinks 99% of americans don’t
know. Cynthia came on saying she could listen to him, she thinks him
being a wrestler takes away some credibility, Bubba asked if she’d
want to fuck him, Cynthia said no, saying that Jesse is dead on with
the Floride, she thinks things will have to get way, way worse before
people wake up and realize what is going on, she thinks it will happen
when you can’t buy a hamburger. Bubba said that one of his friends
thinks we won’t come out of this many years from now, Cynthia ended by
saing “End the fed”. Tara asked if the guys have seen the movie “Wag
the Dog”, Brent said it’s about the Government making up a phoney war
so they can screw with people Bubba thinks that’s happening today, he
wonders how much would it help if the war ended tomorrow, he then
brought the guys back into continue the shit caper, Brent said that
he’ll gladly own up to it if no one says anything. Pantera said that
he hasn’t done a shit role call, Ned asked him what kind of journalist
is he, Bubba then relaxed and told pantera to ask the guys. Woodsman,
Jared, Carl, the new intern, Chaz, and Thomas C Cox all said no to the
shit, the guys figure it’s Brent, Brent apologized for doing that,
Tara called him “the mad Shatter”. Bubba asked pantera if he ceazed at
home before, Pantera said that’s it only happened once, he thinks he
just gets stressed, it’s been a month or so since he’s had sex, he
then described one of his latest flings, a woman who has some kids, he
was friends with the woman’s husband, Tara thought pantera was sweet
and inicent Pantera said that he works around this woman’s schedule.
Bubba and Pantera then did a scene where Pantera asked to leave early,
they decided that the term “The grass is green” means he’d like to
leave early to have sex, Bubba thinks that they could never do an
“Oceans 11” situation with Pantera, he then said that if that does
happen, you should call the IO show, the woman will be on the show on
protection. They then did a recreation of what both situations wuld be
like, one if it was accepted, and one if it was denyed, Twenty-five
thinks Bubba will forget, Bubba said that won’t happen. Barny thinks
Pantera is a peace of shit for knowing the woman is married, but also
knowing the man the woman is married to. Dave in Maryland thinks
pantera met a fte at a meet and greet, Twenty-five thinks the
listeners are always trying to be apart of stuff. Bubba announced he
had to piss, they hit a stop set shortly after this.

Segment 2

After the break, we heard Ned’s “Brent Poop Song” from “N.F.C”, track
22. The song spoofs “Stand Up” by Ludachris, and goofs on Brent
standing up wile whiping his ass. We then heard an old talk break from
the 98 rock days where a guy accuses Bubba of faking Warren Sapp
calls, Brent gets into it with this guy. This talk break is not in the
catalog. We then heard “Still Not a prayer” by Big Pun, Twenty-five
said the guy died in 2000 at 698 pounds. John in alabama asked about
“The Grass is Greener” with Tara, Bubba said that the only people Tara
can have sex with show related would be:

1. Ned
2. Twenty-five
3. Carl

The first email said the show downloads have been great, asking that
Manson step it up. Another email said Ned is killing him with his
commentary on Bubba and Sandusky, Bubba didn’t think it was all that
funny. Bubba said that he has the top 10 people for Bubba Idol, he
thinks one of the guys had machines, he said they’ll pick three of
them to do a show. Bubba then played the guy who got a bunch of the
votes the clip started off with the guy talking about himself, he said
he doesn’t want to replace Spice, Bubba thinks the guy didn’t do
anything, he said he’s throwing James out, the guy needs to own up if
he fixed the voting, Manson said the video stands by itself. We then
heard Big al’s audition, Bubba tinks the guy sounds like Mancow, he
said that it may be cheesy, but at least the guy is doing something.
We then heard Dan Fee’s audition, Bubba then cut it off, he wants the
guy to stay away from him. We then heard Fat Timmy’s submition, Bubba
had no idea what he was doing, he then said he likes it, Manson said
that it’s well done, but the content isn’t grabbing him. We then heard
Isac’s submition, a parody of “Juitbox Hero”, Bubba said no to it,
Manson said he’ll listen to 10 more seconds, Bubba still said no,
Manson said no. We then heard nate Barton’s submition, Bubba said no,
as there was so much going on, he couldn’t understand it. We then
heard Vince Crail’s submition, Bubba thinks the guy was losing him,
anson told him “Let’s go”, they both denyed him. We then heard
Mickey’s submition where he staples his balls, Bubba said he’s seen
it, he always needs a good stunt man, manson also liked it. We then
heard Chris robbison’s audition, Ned yelled out “next” after the Budd
Light parody. We then heard Jessica thom’son’s audition, Bubba thinks
he liked it, he then said he’ll bring her in, he then decided to do
more submitions on onday, he then ran down what will be ging on next
week – Megan McCaine and Tech Nine. Ronnie in Texas thanked Bubba for
the sound sleves, Bubba said they’ll be up on BubbaArmy.com. ronnie
thinks the show should be Brent, manson, Ned and Twenty-five, he said
he likes Tara, Bubba told him to tell them how he feels. We then heard
a news clip about a cop who tries to talk his way out of trouble,
manson thinks this would be as if George W. bush’s plane went down in
the Middle East. Bubba talked about the Father who killed the man who
abused his daughter, we then heard a news clip about the grand jury
not charging the man who killed the child toucher, Bubba thinks they
told on themselves with a pre-roll interview. Marc the Frog came on
saying he has something for his dispature, he’s working on getting
pussy, he smokes green and that’s about it, he said he loves Tara.
Twenty-five asked what kind of rap he has, marc said he’s got nothing,
saying he needs a coach. Bubba said if Marc can come to the states,
he’ll get Marc laid.