6-19-2012 | Bubba Uncensored

This is the Uncensored show from Tuesday 6-19-12.

Segment 1:

Bubba says he’s far behind, says tht he’s been talking with
Twenty-five, he draws a comparison between Presstin and D-Ball, Tara
thinks it’s a generation thing. Bubba wonders what Ned would have P100
do, Ned thinks he’s great. Bubba thinks had they give P100 a Moped, he
would be appreciative, Twenty-five joked the guy would ride the Moped
until the wheels fell off, Manson thinks they should give him a shot.
Ned recaps how he’d talk to P100 about Bubba, he thinks Bubba will con
him over a space of 20 years, he thinks it’s like a Sandusky thing.
Bubba is lucky Ned got him while he’s dead tired, Tara wonders if Ned
is on meth today. Ned tells the people who don’t get it to change the
station, Bubba thinks Ned’s stuff is cool, except when it coes to him.
The guys comment on bubba’s poop from earlier today, Bubba said that
his shit was like a pile, it stuck to the inside of the toilet, he
then Googles it to find out what the deal is, he then read what came
up, thinks he needs more fyber in his diet. Bubba thinks his
girlfriend will move back home because of this. We then heard a news
clip about George Zimmerman, Bubba then cut it off, saying that he got
a bunch of callers asking about the drone that would run before the IO
show. This sounder consisted of small clips from the show, with Carl
Harris telling the audience to wait. Bubba went back to the Zimmerman
audio, he thinks he would have all sorts of fun using carney and op
speak on jailhouse tapes. Scott said the bits are a hell of a lot
better than the drone. Jason said that the drone was causing him to
rip his earbuds out, Bubba said you’ll never hear it again, unless he
has to take a shit. Rick said he loves the new format, Bubba said he’s
looking to get an overnight guy. Jeff said that they’d rather hear the
bits, saying that for the duration of the drone was replaced by Drew,
he said Drew doesn’t have a good show, Bubba told him to just stop.
Stacey thanked Bubba for the change, Bubba said he has some new ideas
with Radioio.com, including some new board members. Scotty in St.
lewis said he loves everything, he asked about live overnight content,
Twenty-five admonished the guy a little, the guy said he didn’t hear
it as he was talking to the phone screener. Greg in Keywest said he
has his PSP hooked up with Radioio.com, Bubba said he’ll be going to
the eys soon. We then heard a news clip about a teacher having sex
with a 14 year-old student. Bubba asked manson for his ruling first on
an idea that he had, he then said btls.com will no longer be the place
to go for the show, he then said he’s not going to say what he’s going
to do just yet. He said there will be a landing page where you can go
to every subsection, as well as some tickers on the radio page, he
also wants to incoperate a section of female teachers hooking up with
male students, anson said that he likes the idea. Bubba asked ned
about his experiences at massage parlers, Ned said he lays down $100
and goes for an “Around the world”, he loves Asians, but their hard to
find, he prefers Japanese girls, Twenty-five thinks they shouldn’t
give away Ned’s gimmick, saying they should just cal it “100 roses”,
Tara said that it’s like Butters’s kissing game on “South Park”. Ned
said he makes the girls undress him, he likes to wear leather
underwear with long laces, he does that to keep his testicals in
place, he then said he gets nude on the table face down, and has them
do “jackie Chan shit on his back”. Twenty-five asked if they use
sticks, ed said he likes them to walk on his back with high heels, he
flops over when he’s done. Bubba asked for the guys to hold the show
down for him while he pisses, Twenty-five thinks Bubba has waves of
piss hitting him, he suggests Bubba get his prostate checked, Tara
thinks Bubba will be wearing a depends soon. Ned said he loves the hot
stones, he thought it ment a guy warming his balls up, he then said he
doesn’t do the actual hot stones anymore, Twenty-five said they hide
the little dudes in the closet. Bubba came back in asking what he
missed, Tara and Twenty-five gave him the skinny, he doesn’t get why
Ned gets mad at him for fagging him out, yet he talks about warm,
steamy balls on his back, he thinks he’s had a young, 100 pound Asian
guy do hot stone therapy when he’s had migraines. Tara said that Ned
calls her “woman”. Bubba asked Tara if she’d fuck ned, Tara said she
couldn’t do that, as he’s like a Grandpa to her. Bubba asked how big
Ned’s cock is, this had Manson giggling. Don in Ohio asked about
Georgia boots, Bubba said they’re the best boots ever made, the
steeled toed ones are your exact shoe size, while leathered ones are
about a size and a half bigger, he then said he bought the guys boots,
but they don’t even put them over, Manson said he wears them every so
often. Bubba went back to Ned and his massage parler rootine,
Twenty-five he’s heard of hot tip therapy, Ned said that he once heard
of a therapy where someone would plunge a hot rod up his ass, after
which the rod would become soft, Tara thinks Ned is sick, Twenty-five
think it helps with Ned’s stool, Ned said that al you hear the
rhythmic slapping of Asian rod going into his ass, he said that when
he shits, he wants to hit every bathroom at the BRN. Bubba asked ned
if he’s loud, Ned said he wants to get his money’s worth, he said that
he’ll often bring his old riffle from Vietnam, and has the therapist
talk to him, to stimulate a Vietnam-esque flashback. The guys cracked
up at Bubba dropping his phone, Tara thinks Ned was talking Bubba
through one. Ned said the woman will put the gun in his mouth, and
forces him to masturbate, or she’ll shoot him in the face, right after
he climaxes, she head butts him with the end of the rifle. Tokon in
Brandon if Ned will do a specialty show, Ned told him that he asked
him that last week, he then told the guy to shut the fuck up, further
calling him a dipshit, he didn’t apprciate being “narked out”. Paul in
Pittsborough said he’ll try and play Ned’s Sandusky song in front of
the courthouse, but he wasn’t sure how to do it, Bubba explained it to
the guy, he wants to hear the song, as well as see Sandusky on the
video. Tar asked if Ned likes to get head butted by all women, Ned
said it’s just that. We then heard a news clip about a guy who brought
a gun into a massage parler, and asaulted a worker, Twenty-five thinks
the guy “took that pussy”, which means you have a charge coming. Bubba
asked Twenty-five if he ever “took the pussy” in Baltimore,
Twenty-five said no, Ned said that he has before, this had everyone
cracking up. Bubba then talked about some pictures he has of
Twenty-five, Manson sarcastically think it’s a classy art show, Bubba
thinks something was up with Twenty-five and the Ned-ets, he then
wonders where Photo Fiddle is, Twenty-five said he’ll call Russ,
Manson as Russ said they were bakced up with Father’s day. The first
email asked Tara to be honest of how many times she bloew her husband,
Tara said she fucked and sucked him on Friday at 3:00, she said that
she doesn’t like talking about this, Ned wonders if the Egyptian
seamen burns through her body. Bubba wonders why Tara’s husband is so
horney, he thinks all the guys are looking to get more sleep, Tara
said she’s struggling with the new schedule, Bubba said that people
have no idea how hard it is. Manson said that he wouldn’t need
vacations if it wasn’t mornings, he said you never get used to waking
up so early. Bubba said he envies Spice, as he only has to be on for 3
hours, he said that a good show is 3-4 hours, the average personallity
does five shows a week, he thinks they do 29 hours a week, he said
that after awhile, it drives your dick into the dirt, manson said that
being creative for 29 hours a week is stressful. Another email said
the chicken dip is in North Carolina, one of the stores has a big
Bubba Army logo. Another emailer said Asschin’s wife is 450, of “cum
catching fatness.” Another email said they love the ned and Tara
banter, the emailer thinks Bubba and Tara are the only Brother sister
radio team that worked out. The last emailer hoped that after Howard
retires, Bubba takes over. Bubba said that he was going to play
“Involuntary Carney Syndrome” (“The todd Clem Project” disc 1 track
10), but then decided to play Ned’s “Texas Ranger Statue Call” on the
other side of the break.

Segment 2:

After the break, we heard Ned’s “Texas Ranger Statue Call”, followed
by “Get Your Grind On” by The Notorious B.I.G. Bubba read an article
“women Wat to be like me”, where a woman admitted to haing sex with up
to 175 men, and says she’s not a slut or whore, Twenty-five said he
wouldn’t want to know. We then heard a news story about a guy who
called 911 over a sandwich, Bubba thinks they should make an example
out of guys like this. We then heard a news clip about a priest trying
to hook up with kids, followed by Ned’s “Priest Call” from “The Fat
and the Furious” disc 1 track 8, “Ned Only” track 9, and “ned’s Crank
Calls Vol. 3”, track 17. N the cal, Ned calls a place in Boston, and
drives Father Jones with his comments. Note: This call caused the show
to be taken off the air in New orleans, just hours after the show had
first aired. We then heard “99 Problems” by JZ. Benny and the ets came
on sayijng he liked the new intro, he then asked about Smoke’s
comments with regards to Dale Jr. winning. We then heard a news story
about a guy who showed up at a police station with the severed head of
his daughter in one hand, and a sword in the other. Ned thinks she was
sucking off every dude in town, Manson thinks the guy is a nut, Tara
said that she’s glad Doug Clem doesn’t live over there, the show ended
with Ned marking out to Doug Clem.