5/13/08

Highlights from segment 1
Bubba is pissed about Cigarette John n tracking dirt into the building and leaving seven times
per day to smoke cigarettes…
Caller – claims that Jeremy Pivens is a Ned mark…
Cigarette John claims he wants to quit smoking and has a prescription for Chantix…
Spice and Brent bet that Cigarette John can’t run one continuous mile…
Caller – when is Bubbapalooza coming to Seattle?…Lisa Lampanelli show was great last night…
Caller – has done smoking studies before…smoke breaks take longer than 5 minutes…
Caller – witnessed a guy fingering a beagle’s ass?…
Caller – why does Bu87bba use K&N air filters?…
Caller – (Downer Dave) will Bubba ever release a book like Artie?…
Bubba doesn’t remember being interviewed for a political book in 2006…
Brent plans on writing a book about Bubba when he is done broadcasting…
Caller – his son started racing when he was five…
Spice found out who the snaggle toothed girl is in the Zyrtec commercials…
Caller – Bubba should call his whack packers the Bubba Special Forces…
Hammil calls in…Cigarette John is laying on the ground just past the ½ mile point…he needs to be driven back to the studio…
Caller – recommends “mini cup” race car for Tyler…Bubba is concerned about their safety…
Caller – Did Bubba watch the American Gladiators episode last night?…(one legged contestant)…
Cig John comes into the studio after losing the bet with Spice…he only made it ½ mile…
Bubba bets $15000 that he can make it at least five steps past John’s stopping point…
No one is willing to pony up any money against Bubba…Manson thinks Bubba will cheat…
caller – greased the phone screener to mark out to the guys…

Highlights from segment 2
Tucker Carlson calls in…how much does Tucker make for speaking engagements?…
Brent points out that people in West Virginia hate black people…
Tucker explains why he doesn’t like the BBC…
Audio – Sue Simmons from NBC curses while on air…
Tucker’s dad once said “I’ll be glad when this fucking show is over” while on air…
Bubba asks Tucker if Contessa Brewer is “hippy”…he’s moved on to Amy Robach…
Does Tucker Carlson have his own website?…Tucker won’t blog?…
The guys discuss Obama’s chances in the primary tonight…and his “lack” of experience…
Would Bubba vote for McCain if he chose Charlie Crist as his VP?…
Bubba hints that he plans on having his own radio station…possibly Spice, Brent and Manson too..
Bubba and Brent check out pictures of the girl (Sara) that Spice is supposed to fuck on Friday…
Bubba admits that he lives through Spice’s 29 year old hot cock…and his stories…
Spice asks Bubba to tell him a sex story involving Heather…
Caller – what does Brent think about the Huskers?…
Spice refuses to text Sara because he doesn’t want her to have his cell phone number…
Bubba works himself into a shoot while negotiating sex payment with Spice in his head…

Highlights from segment 3
Play Manson’s “Clem’s Creek” bit…
Caller – (Twinkie) disputes the people in West Virginia are racist…
Terrestrial radio versus satellite radio talk…will the Sirius and XM merger ever go through?…
82% of Americans think that America is on the wrong track…
Listener email – request the Lesbian Convoy song…hydrogen fuel cell (power tube)…huge Bubba
Army logo tattooed on leg…
Bubba considers giving away free meet and greet passes for listeners with real Bubba Army tattoos
on their body. but Brent doesn’t think it is a good idea…
News – Middle school teacher offered to blow an undercover cop in Pittsburgh…
Email – meet and greets sold out in 30 seconds…
Bubba put the building on lock down today so he could take a nap…
Play Manson’s “Eminem Bible Stories – Noah’s Ark” bit…
Bubba calls Kurt Angle to see if the Cialis worked for him…
Bubba plays the Bill O’Reilly melt down clip…the guys take turns trying to do a show wrap up…
Elise Brown booked something secret for Bubba…the guys are all impressed…
Caller – invites Bubba to the Harley Davidson factory in York Penn. for an open house…
Caller – (Sara) is worried that Spice will back out of their “date” on Friday…
Bubba tries to get all the date details locked in ahead of time…
Sara says that she doesn’t mind Spice audio taping their sex session…
Sara admits that her dad listens to the show and is cool with her screwing Spice as long as he can
get tickets to the Jacksonville Bubbapalooza…
Caller – (TJ) plans on trying the home made Hydrogen fuel cell on his own trucks…Bubba asks
TJ about a stripper that he may have knocked up…he admits that he had her get an abortion…
The guys try to push TJ over the edge by making abortion sound effects…

Highlights from segment 4
Play Manson’s “Clem’s Creek – Threesomes” bit…
News – a Burlington, NJ police officer charged with having sex with cows…
Bubba looks for a old call from a guy that claims he fucks cows…
Bubba replays the “Calvin the Cow Fucker” call…