4/14/08

Highlights from segment 1
Taxes are due tomorrow…who is filing an extension?…
Big Dick and Ferret are leaving early for Chicagopalooza so they can catch a Cubs game…
Caller – (female FTE) her man came on himself while he was showing his boner to a girl in a car…
Caller – big NHRA fan…met Scelzi in Vegas…
Caller – her boss has bribed her with $5000 to have an affair with him…Bubba offers to help her
negotiate for more money…then he tells her how to string him along for even more money…
Caller – (Vince) his wife (Stephanie) scratched the new rims he just put on her car…he also shares a stinky pussy story about a woman that left her tampon in for two weeks…
Bubba tries to call the girl that ruined her rims, but she won’t answer…
Ned leaves a message for Gary Scelzi…
The new Ned shirts will be out soon…
Caller – wants advice about a waitress at “Tumbleweed” , thinks she is just working him for tips…
Joe the Super Mark calls in…just got back from the TNA pay per view with Homo Mike…
Joe sings the Aubrey Huff song…
Caller – thinks that the previous caller (Tammy) is being setup by her husband…
Caller – the Friday replay was messed up…they played Thursday’s instead…
Caller – has his smelly pussy story…
Caller – The Miserable Men Show banned Cyrus…coming to Merrillville…
Rays play the Yankees tonight…
Bubba plays Ned’s “Horse Shit Town” song…

Highlights from segment 2
Play Manson’s “Dirt Track Mountain” bit…
In the news – a man that claims he is 101 years old planning to run a marathon…
Spice tries to share a story, but King Bubba cuts him off and throws a bunch of orders around…
Spice finally continues his story about a girl he knows that broke up with a guy that liked to get
shit on… they guys do a show vote to determine if she is a freak for shitting on the guy…
Caller – what happened when Cigarette John went home on Friday?…Bubba wants to know why
Big Dick or Miller didn’t film John entering his home…what if John puked in Big Dick’s car on
the way home? What if John’s wife cut a promo on him when he got home?…why didn’t anyone
think to send a camera with Dick?…
Bubba gets Doug Goodstein on the phone for his expert opinion on the Cigarette John shoot…
Doug says that he would punish someone on his staff if they missed a shot…
Doug is setting up for the “Bowling Beauties” shoot…he doesn’t really want to comment on Artie
leaving the show last week…
Bubba calls Hammil…where was he during the John video shoot?…
Caller – would have had a camera at John’s house the next morning for the hangover…
Caller – Bubba needs to lighten up on the guys…he never praises them for all the good stuff they
do…Bubba and Miller come in to comment…Miller explains what else he was working on during
the Cigarette John video shoot…Bubba wants to punish Dick and Miller with a “shit hits the fan”
caper later this week…Miller says that he will not have shit thrown on him…Dick says the same…
Bubba tells Miller that if he doesn’t do “Shit hits the fan” his job may be at risk…

Highlights from segment 3
Play Manson’s “I Don’t Want To Make Love To You” song…
During the break, Miller stormed out of the studio and called Hammil…
Bubbatology talk…everyone is on the cross but him…
Caller – recommends “Dead Fish Dunk Tank”…
Bubba talks about the new Ned shirt design…and calls the guy that’s making them (Andy) to see
how fast he can get them done…may be the most successful shirt ever…
Bubba used to be really mean to Andy back in the day…Brent imitates Bubba used to act…
Spice recaps how Bubba freaked out when Spice handed merch out at the Vegas Bubbapalooza…
Brent says that Bubba chewed him a new ass for a whole day because he didn’t have a pen on him…
Caller – his girlfriend was raped a while ago, and she just saw the man that raped her at a gas
station…he wants to know if he should kick his ass…
Caller – (Downer Dave) requests a Manson song (Jacked Up Barry Bonds)…
Play Manson’s “Malibu Matt” bit…
Stephanie from Toronto, the woman that wrecked her new rims calls in to talk about how much of an asshole her husband has been since she did it…and she’s five months pregnant…
Caller – (Joe) thinks he knocked up a girl that overdosed and died…not sure what he should do…he
wants to be there if the kid is really his, but he’s not sure…
Bubba gets Stephanie’s husband Vince on the phone to confront him about treating Stephanie so
poorly…Bubba compares Vince’s reaction to the wrecked rims to Brent losing a bag of weed…
Bubba tells Vince to apologize to Stephanie, then Stephanie shares more details on the “tampon”
story that Vince started earlier…
Bubba talks about how he got heat with Heather last night (called her a bitch) after she comments
on Bubba’s phone usage…Spice thinks Bubba needs to lighten up, Brent disagrees…
Caller – Howard would have been pissed if his guys missed Artie drunk footage…
Caller – Why didn’t Bubba tell the guys to film John’s return home in a preshow meeting?…

Highlights from segment 4
Play Manson’s “Hogan Operator” song…
Bubba has decided not to have a musical guest at this next Bubbapalooza…
Generation X talk…what generation is it now?…
news – a video of Marilyn Monroe sucking dick has been sold to a collector that plans on keeping
the video to himself…(was she sucking JFK’s cock?)…J Edgar Hoover is rumored to
have had huge interest in the video…was Hoover gay?…
Audio – Tim Russert talks about Obama’s “religion and guns” comment…Bubba agrees with
Obama, and of course Hillary is trying to bash him over it…
Audio – Bill Clinton tries to cover for Hillary’s Bosnia lie…
Jaeger sent a picture of Kim Couture wearing a Bubba Army shirt while training…
Audio – Colin Powell explains what the next president will face in Iraq…
Caller – used to run USAC Sprints, now having problems with his long term girlfriend…he tried
to propose to her, and she said no, she is dating someone else…he is devastated because she is the
woman of his dream…and she squirts…
Email – any way to get Bubba wall paper for computer desktop?…daughter with Autism wants to
meet Aubrey Huff…has Bubba noticed the sudden surge in the use of the word “Bamboozle”…