4/9/08

Highlights from segment 1
Ned thinks that Bubba needs to start doing coke and stop whining about being tired…
A Bubba Raw Dollar Preview starts at midnight tonight…
Caller – claims that his girlfriend had maggot eggs inside of her from screwing a guy at a morgue…
No one believes his story so he hangs up…
Bubba is nervous about the snakes that will be in the studio tomorrow…
Caller – asks about the Bubba Strip Ship Pay Per View…
The Tampa Bay Rays need to rebound tonight…
Manson made a Malibu Matt parody commercial (with Berlin’s voice in it)…
Caller – why no more Irish song?…
Why isn’t Dick answering the phones?….
Major news out of Tampa area involving teen beatings in Polk County and Debra Lafave…
Would Spice screw Debra Lafave?…while wearing an Angus Young type school boy outfit?…
Aubrey Huff goes four for four…Bill Buckner talk (still an asshole)…
Audio – protestor interrupts Petraeus hearing…
Caller – (retired special forces) killed two men that attacked him and his wife…the DA decided
to prosecute him for murder…the judge found him guilty and sentenced him to 20 years…he got
out in 30 days due to some help from a senator…
Caller – takes a shit on the “Strip Ship” pay per view…

Highlights from segment 2
Bubba feels that Michelle Obama may be too ethnic looking…and too dark…
news – “I was raped” shirt getting a lot of heat…
Caller – why is the Miller / Coors merger going through so quickly?…Aaron Rogers talk…
Bubba gets heat with Miller over his choice of pay per view footage…Bubba really wanted the
footage of him shocking a girls asshole and then catching a fish to make the pay per view…
the guys question the size of the fish that Bubba caught (Bubba’s fish story)…
What happened to the human cake footage?…
Manson recaps King Bubba’s Strip Ship fishing trip…
Bubba decides that as a punishment, Miller will have to do one of Bubba’s workouts…
Who else should Bubba force to workout?…(the Ferret’s man tits)…
news – suspended NASCAR driver admits that he sometimes shot up heroin on race days…
Do they need to start drug testing the drivers?…Ned doesn’t think so…has Ned ever done Heroin?…
Caller – (Todd from Oklahoma) (swears on his asshole) that his bosses wife wants to sleep with him now that she found out that her husband has been cheating on her…He’s having a hard time saying no because the bosses wife has “titties a bouncing”…he also gave his wife the clap…
(Get more pussy than Derek Jeter…)…Todd puts his friend Bret on the phone…he talks about the
homemade porn that he makes with local 19 year olds…

Highlights from segment 3
TBOC winner Jen Lester in studio with Nikki and Jessica…(all Hooters girls)…
Jen shows her new tits to the guys…would she screw any of the guys in the studio?…
Bubba asks if Jen would screw Dave Navarro if he could get them together…What about Spice?…
Jen, Nikki and Jessica continued…are the girls looking for some strange cock while in town?…
Bubba questions the girls about their sexual preferences…are any of them squirters…
The girls show their tits…Jen shows he ass too…
Spice got a handjob from a black woman at a spa when he was in 7th grade?
What Philly athlete would Jen screw?…how old would she go?…Jen’s mom is a cougar…
Jen is a big pothead and likes to get cum in her mouth…

Highlights from segment 4
Spice is consuming a lot of food…why?…
Bubba doesn’t want to do the Tater Mitt match now that Rob Kahn has shown him that he isn’t
afraid of the Tater Mitts anymore…Rob actually rubbed the mitts on his face…
The guys mark out to the girls that just left…
Manson tries to motivate Bubba into going through with the tater mitt match…
Rob describes how he will make Bubba tap out…the guys make predictions…Bubba tries to change
the rules right before the fight…
Tater Mitt Match begins…and Bubba only lasts nine seconds and doesn’t even get one swipe in…
Bubba agrees to a second round and lasts twenty seconds…and he gets a few good swipes in…
Bubba is embarrassed by his tater mitt performance…
The guys watch the video of Bubba catching a fish on the Strip Ship…and can’t stop laughing…
Caller – Tater Mitt Matched sounded great…
Caller – wants to see the Bubba fish footage…
Caller – Artie fell off a bed while sleeping in the studio…
Was Bubba’s Strip Ship fish “previously caught”?…
Caller – when will the 9 seconds of pain shirt come out?…