4/1/08

Highlights from segment 1
Howard pulled an April Fools rib on everyone today (Ralph via ISDN)…
Ned didn’t show up today…
Brent got pissed at an attorney in a Corvette today…
Bubba thinks there may be an Orange County CA Bubbapalooza in August…
Chris the FTE EMT still looking for a date for Bubbapalooza…
Bubba uses ear plugs now while napping in his office, but he can’t hear the guys wake him up…
Caller – (James) responded to an ad in an LA smut rag…mixed in with a married couple and got paid…they asked him to wrap his dick in ham…now he has “Ham dick”…
Bubba has been marking out to the girls on “Dancing With the Stars” TV show…
Would Bubba ever consider learning how to do ball room dancing?…
Bubba tries to call Heather to ask her about ball room dancing…
Bubba is freaked out that Heather won’t answer her phone when he calls…
Replay “Shock the Puss with Brianna and Taurus”…
Truckers are striking today…
Caller – (James a striking FTE) explains how the truckers are slowing down to strike…
Bubba tunes in to live coverage of the trucker strike and fuel costs…
Bubba proposes a trucker convoy near the Exxon Mobil headquarters…and has a text vote to see
how many FTE’s would be interested in participating…
Is Hillary even still in the race?…earlier today, Robin Quivers predicted that Obama will win…

Highlights from segment 2
Heather calls in…Bubba told her that she couldn’t take dancing lessons…she denies that she
would touch the dance instructor’s boner…
Bubba wants to find a date for Spice so he can double date with him and Heather…
Would Bubba or Heather watch Spice screw a hot chick?…
What kind of dancing would Heather want to learn?…
Text voting – Would FTE’s participate in a Bubba convoy at Exxon Mobil headquarters…
Caller – wants to participate in the FTE convoy…
Caller – Truckers can’t follow through with an efficient strike or hold out long enough…he hopes Bubba can organize an effective strike…
Caller – works for an independent oil company…
Play “Republican Phone Sex Line” (Sucking Big Oil’s Dick) by request…
Why are CEO’s so greedy?…Spice has heat with Bill Gates…
Bubba proposes that the FTE’s use their four way flashers to signal that they are willing to
participate in the protest today…
Caller – offers suggestions for Bubba’s FTE convoy…
Caller – FTE currently slowing traffic with other FTE’s in Pennsylvania…

Highlights from segment 3
Brent and Bubba get pissed at Kid Rock for one of his shitty new songs…
Caller – gas only went up a quarter while Clinton was in office…
NHRA driver Gary Scelzi calls in…he makes excuses for not winning lately…
Gary lets his kids curse?…
Gary got locked in a closet by a priest when he was in Catholic school?…Gary talks about how
his dad used to whip his ass…Bubba shares a story about his dad beating his ass, and even Spice
has a story about his mom throwing stuff at him…
talk about the upcoming NHRA races…
Who is Scelzi voting for?…Scelzi wants to run for president?…
Play Manson’s “Clem’s Creek – Wives” bit…
When will Ned die?…how much longer will Ned be able to broadcast?…
Email – the cost of changing the oil on the FTE’s trucks is very high…
Caller – (Female FTE) looking to join in on the trucker convoy protest…
Caller – the police are arresting any FTE that is “impeding traffic”…his truck takes 36 quarts of
motor oil…
Audio – Bush talks about what he wants congress to do for him before heading to a NATO summit…
Does Bush pack his own luggage?…Could Bubba be president with his entire day planned out?…
Audio – Bush gets booed while throwing out the first pitch at a ball game…
Is it ok to ask Chelsea Clinton about Monica Lewinski?…she doesn’t think so…
Hillary may have been in the White House while Bill had sex with Lewinski…
Wrestle Mania pyrotechnics accident causing the WWE some heat…

Highlights from segment 4
Play Manson’s classic “Shave my sack” parody song…
Spice feels like crap, everyone else is fine…Bubba has cut way back on his rattler…
Do all of Bubba’s visions all work out?…
Brent wants his own office so he can have a place to nap…
Bubba plans on doing a video tour of the new Clem Gym…Bubba talks about his new Nautilus
gym equipment…and the Bubbapalooza schedule for the rest of the year…
Who would win in a fight Brent or Bret Michaels?…
Email – is the brain damaged woman from Wal Mart story legitimate?…
Brent explains what happened to a Wal Mart employee…(got sued for her settlement)
Which store is better Wal Mart or Target?…
Bubba marks out to Rooms To Go furniture store…