5/18/07

Highlights from segment 1
Ned starts the show off with a huge hit of Big Ox…and a cold PBR…
Bubba debates whether or not to have YaYa’s come on Fridays…and, if he should call Jughead on not…is Jughead duping us?…
Spice gets chucked to voicemail when trying to call Jughead…
Bubba has Tom Bean draw up the firing papers…then explains how he is
locked up and “needs to poop”…he needs to lubricate his asshole…
How many items have staff members taken from the merch dept?…
Who is the biggest merch violator?…
Spice claims that he is not screwing the stripper he is bringing with him to
Myrtle Beach…
Hammil is working on a $1.01 preview of Bubba Raw…
Has Brent or Spice heard from their Vegas girls recently?…
Dave Rice compiled two cd’s full of Clinton bits that Bubba wants to send to
Bill Clinton…Bubba wants to try to put the cd contents on his ipod…but he
doesn’t know how…in fact the technology baffles him…

Highlights from segment 2
Don’t forget to vote for Clint Bowyer…voting ends soon…
American Idol talk…it’s a work…
Bubba’s new go kart is taking up the space where Heather’s truck should go…
Who has the better garage…Ned or Bubba?…a modern day “garage-off”…
Caller – says “Spice is in for a treat this weekend”????…
Bubba had his car “yakked up” during practice last night…
Joe Francis caught asking girls to lie about their age on tape…
Bubba explains the case in detail…
Paris Hilton going to jail soon…taking personal defense lessons…
MILF contest winner talk…Bubba can’t decide how to display the winner on
the website…some messed up math follows…
Manson produced a “Ball licking” song…
Bubba loves to have his balls licked…a lot…he screwed Heather twice in a day.
A police officer calls 911 while high on pot brownies…with audio
Ike Turner released after false imprisonment…

Highlights from segment 3
Pre-farts…skid marks…is that normal?…Bubba cornholes himself when he
wipes, but still has skid marks…does Manson get pre-farts?…
Is Bubba obsessed with shit?…
The homeless guys are out back in our “homeless green room”…
Greenpeace plans to build an Ark?…
Alan “Monstah Lobstah” in studio to discuss last nights “Ultimate Fighter”…
What happened to the Dana White / Tito Ortiz fight?…
Would Spice try to get a Russian Bride?…what about Jabba?…

Highlights from segment 4
Homeless Ball Licking pre interview begins…with Homeless Jeff Bird, Coco, and Meat…
How did these guys become homeless?…Homeless Meat was in jail for
Aggravated Assault with his car…Homeless Jeff Bird agrees to a makeover…
Can Homeless Coco spell “account” for ten dollars?…
What position will Homeless Meat be in when Homeless Jeff licks his nuts?…
Are these homeless guys bisexual?…They claim they are not…
Ferret comes in to help hold a mic…reluctantly…
The Ball Licking begins…absolutely vile…
Bubba hands over the money…and Homeless Jeff grabs the bottle of whiskey
to wash his mouth out…