5/17/07

Highlights from segment 1
The Sirius website has been showing us love…
Bubba plays the edited Ned “Jack Daniels” promo…
Talk about the new BTLS merch that is coming out…
Has Spice or Carbuncle paid up on the Fire Ant Deal?…
Bubba offers up an alternative “contest” in order to negate the debt…like
playing with his own shit while wearing pink Bubba panties…
What about a shit milkshake?…What can 25 do to make the $200?…
Carbuncle’s dad got bit by snakes last night?…he’s in poison detox?…
Bubba killed a snake in his yard…a non venomous one…rugged…
Brokers are no longer able to text…new SEC regulations?…
Bubba pays homage to the Stern staffers that came up with “ball licking”…
Would you let a guy fuck you in the ass for $250k?…
Bubba didn’t go to Julia’s pre-k graduation…now he’s got heat…but he still
got his salad tossed today…Does Manson have the lamest sex life?…
Is there any sexual thing that you do, but don’t want to tell anyone about?…
Everyone claims that they have no sexual secret desires…except Bubba…
He thinks everyone else is clearly lying…

Highlights from segment 2
Bubba’s half midget race car was delivered today…he calls Craig the Bulldog
for a description of it…
Big Dick’s lip smacking is disrespecting Bubba???….
Is Jughead coming back?…He hasn’t contacted Bubba…does anyone care?…
What other jobs could Jughead get?…
Brent tries to call him…but gets chucked to voicemail…does 25 know why
Jughead is blowing Bubba off?…
Hedgehog comes in to give a homeless ball licking update…
Dr. Mark in studio for his weekly segment…in civilian clothes…yipee…
Growth question via email…Canadian with ridiculously low testosterone…
Syphilis false positive test results…Dr. Mark takes a shit on an HIV cure…
Throat cancer from oral sex?…Chantix, a new stop smoking drug…
Caller had a shitty experience with Cialis…spermacide condom question…

Highlights from segment 3
Lasker comes in sucking off a can of BigOx…and he’s wearing spurs…
Has Gene gotten new hair extensions?…What song is Lasker gonna sing?…
Gene attempts to sing “Kype-o-nite”…(or Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down)…
Manson is very impressed with Lasker’s performance…
Bubba wants to pick out another song for Lasker to sing…
Lasker attempts to rap “Ice Ice Baby”… “calibrate and listen”…then follows
up with a chilling rendition of “Riders on the Storm”…
Lasker uses the “N” word way too much in a racial way…and he thinks that
“crack” brought rap music to this country…He also believes that God invented
the word “nigger”…Chris Brown calls in to yell at Lasker for using the “N” word…Bubba asks Lasker to leave…
Spice will be in Myrtle Beach this weekend…he’s bringing a chick?…Who?…
Will Spice join the “Mile High Club?”…
New Bubba merch is now available…
Craig the Bulldog says that Bubba will not be able to fit in his new midget…

Highlights from segment 4
Bubba plays the “25 cent fire ants” deal off of Bubba Raw…
How much would you roll around in your own shit for?…eat your own vomit?…
Hopkins and Winkie fight coming up?…
Is adopting foreign babies the new craze?…why not adopt local kids?…
Ned hates his own kids so Bubba won’t allow him to comment…
Is Ned trying to make good with his kids?…
Ferret to the studio…Is Hammil being too hard on Jaeger?…Ferret says no…
Why is Ferret in a bad mood and being confrontational?…
Does Bubba need to fire Hammil for being unreasonable?…
Will Ferret fight Hammil in the Bubbagon?…He says he will…