5/8/07

Highlights from segment 1
Bubba was worked into a shoot last night…he thought Heather was freezing him out…
she didn’t respond to any of his texts…It turns out that Heather’s phone was off and on the charger…Bubba comes to the realization that he is a solid loon…
Bubba respects FTE’s more now that he had to tow Tyler’s race trailer…
MILF contest talk…$2000 cash prize!…only ten entrants so far…
Bubba scheduled a full day of testing for Tyler’s go kart…
Don’t forget to vote for Clint Bowyer as the fan favorite…
Does NASCAR know we are influencing the vote?…
Scotty Ferrall calls in to talk about his remote in Toronto, and the impact that
Sirius is having with NHL and NASCAR fans…
Hed PE got Spice really high last night at their show…
Richard licked Sal’s balls for five grand!?!?…
Will anyone on our staff let Jughead lick their balls?…Jug says he will do it
For $5000…we need to find a sponsor to get the prize money…
Spice pitches “homeless ball licking”…will Jughead lick a homeless guys balls
for 20 seconds for $2500…

Highlights from segment 2
Bubba gives Brent permission to do “play by play” for a televised MMA fight.
Bubba calls the entire staff in to the studio to watch a dvd of Tyler racing, that Jughead had put together for Bubba to give to Tylers mom, and to show the kids…The dvd started with clips of Akira topless, people in the torture rack,
Bubba hitting a woman’s ass with a paddle and a stream of obscenities…
How did this get on the dvd?…doesn’t Jughead double check his work before
he hands it to the boss?…The whole staff weighs in on this…
Poll on the website…should Jughead be able to keep his job after this?….
Hammil’s phone rings while he is filming…he gets put on “ball licking” notice
Brent sent Big Dick to console Jughead…was that a good idea?…
Caller – tries to reverse the heat…shouldn’t Bubba check out tapes he shows
his kids?…
Maker of Cocaine energy drink pulls the product off the shelves…
Paris Hilton rehires her publicist…and her fans plead for a pardon…

Highlights from segment 3
Manson made a parody of the Rage Against the Machine anti-war comments…
We need four or five guys for the Naughty Alysha dating game…
Taylor from TSS radio offers $750 to sponsor the “homeless ball licking”…
Manson’s RATM parody continues with another two segments…
Manson may be the new lead singer for RATM…he’s more compelling…
How much did it cost us to entertain the queen?…
Is there heat with Jason Ellis…has he been motherfucking Bubba on his radio
show?…What is his problem?…
Bubba instructs the listeners to go to the website to get the inside iggy on the
heat with Jason Ellis…(Bubba is just trying to work him…)
Jason calls in…Bubba lays on the heat…tells Jason that he can have him fired..
After Jason apologizes…Bubba tells him he was only kidding…
Jason’s wife gets on the phone…Bubba asks her to call Jason an inliner…
Who has the bigger tits…Heather or Jason’s wife?…
Jason falls for Evil Kenevil for a second…
Jason should of known Bubba was joking when he said he had a meeting with Greenstein…

Highlights from segment 4
Bubba pissed by listeners that doubt him…Brent and Ned bash SFN while they get the chance…
Manson points out that Bubba is like a medieval king when it comes to
entertaining himself …
Carbuncle is due for the fireant extravaganza festival caper…
Bubba is pissed that only three people, including him, brought in any ants…
Brent bets that Bubba couldn’t find any ants in his yard…
Bubba mandates that the people that didn’t bring in ants, draw straws to
determine who will get the ants on their balls…
Bubba offers a “pleasant surprise” to the person that steps up to take the ants
for the other two…($400, dinner for two, and the ants)
Lasker calls in to try to talk Bubba out of using fire ants for torture…for safety reasons..
Bubba requests any kind of insecticide available to be brought to the studio…
Bubba tells Spice he has 24 hours to try and sell his fire ant “deal”…
Bubba allows Carbuncle to spin the wheel of torture to determine the time he will have
fire ants on the balls…(2 minutes)…
Bubba sprays the chair Carbuncle is sitting in with wasp killer…to keep the ants off
the floor of the studio…Spice tapes the jar full of fire ants to Carbuncle’s nutsack…
The ants ravage the nutsack…Carbuncle runs to the shower as soon as the time is up…
Now that he’s done it once…would Carbuncle buy Spice’s deal?…He needs the money
so he agrees to do it…next Tuesday…