2/13/07

Highlights from segment 1
Bubba and Spice may liquid ass each other later…
Bubba has fucked up his wound again after racing practice…
Bubba showed Brent his medical blowhole before the show…
Bubba went 11 nights without Ambien…but still using OTC sleep aids…
Bubba thinks that something is bothering Spice (Spice claims he’s fine)…
Spice and Brent argue that Bubba does everything that SFN tells him to do…
Spice met with Cowhead a few weeks ago? Is he looking to go anywhere?…
Is Spice happy being on the show? Bubba doesn’t believe him…
Dave Rice weighs in on what might be bothering Spice (his mortgages?)…
Bubba is worried that his medical blowhole could cancel his Phoenix trip…
Ross Zapin has a NASCAR “hard card” pass…
Bubba wants to get Chip Carter from Fox 13 a ride along with Tony Stewart…
Bubba and Howard are working on “operation K10”???…
Bubba gets himself ready to show the guys his medical blowhole…
Play Ned’s “Happy Valentine’s Day You Whore” song…
Bubba lays on the studio couch while the guys take turns looking at his blowhole…
The guys tell Bubba that his would blowhole is really deep…
Brent says that Bubba’s wound looks infected…
Bubba doesn’t think that his racing stopped the healing progress…

Highlights from segment 2
Manson sings an original Valentines Day song for Donna over the phone…
Bubba plays Spice’s new theme song “Good Charlotte – I Just Wanna Live”…
news – Former Clear Channel PD Adam Cook serves no jail time soliciting child for sex…
Tyler comes into the studio…says that his dad is his valentine…changes it to Julia…
Tyler thanks Howard Stern for giving his dad a job…
news – Coach Shottenheimer fired by Chargers team president…
caller – went to the Richard Petty driving experience in Orlando…
caller – Will Bubba be at the Arnold Classic?…
Bubba got a new tungsten wedding band…
Dan and Steve Diaco walk in…Dan unloads his medical tools to remove Bubba’s stitch…
Dan brought in some extra surgical tools to freak Bubba out…
Dan asks if Bubba is having sex yet…Dan tells Bubba that he should not have went racing…
Dan recaps his Costa Rica and Super Bowl trip…
Dan talks about the new laser technology he will be using on Hogan’s face…
Dan says that he would never get a facelift…offers to laser Bubba’s face instead…
Spice wants to get collagen in his lips? Bubba used to get Botox every four months…
Dan Diaco comments on the size of 25 Cent’s nose…
What would Dr. Dan Diaco change on all the guys?…
Dan and Brent bet about Juan Pablo Montoya finishing in the top ten…
Play Ned’s “Diaco and Bubba Sex Tape”…
Spice tells Bubba that the guys watched him have his stitch removed on the green room cam…
Whose idea was it to watch Bubba in the green room?…Dave says the G.R. TV is always on…
Dan asks Brent about his weight loss…
Can Bubba use plastic surgery to win the $5000 biggest loser contest?…

Highlights from segment 3
Dan and Steve Diaco in studio (continued)…
Dan says that Brent is way fatter than Spice…Brent doesn’t look better than before?…
Brent argues that Dan Diaco doesn’t know what he is talking about…
Dan doesn’t think that Brent will reach his weight loss goal with MMA…
Dan describes the scent of Liquid Ass…
Bubba squirts Liquid Ass on Spice…then sends him to the shower…
Bubba tells Steve Diaco to run for mayor…
Play Manson’s “Spanky’s Valentines Day” bit…
Spice is “long-sacking” it today…
MediaTakeout.com interviewed one of Michael Jordan’s ex girlfriends…
Bubba admits that he watched Spice shower in the green room…
Eagles coach Andy Reed taking a leave after son arrested???…
news – Vanilla Ice gets a gig rapping about taxes on TurboTax website…
audio – Anna Nicole Smith 911 call…
Bubba gets pre-screening movies from the Screen Actors guild…
Bubba calls Heather about the Ben Afleck movie the watched last night…
Bubba disagrees with Bubba as to when to head to the airport…
audio – Sharron Stone calls the Germans naughty and nasty?…
Play Manson’s “Spice Spice Baby”…

Highlights from segment 4
Bubba asks for the video footage of Spice in the shower…
Bubba says that Spice’s dick looks a lot “girthier” then it used to…is that gay?…
What did Bubba get Heather for Valentines Day?…a diamond necklace?…
Bubba blows Brent in for getting Amanda a free Pajamagram…
Bubba is trying to get hold of “Mr. Tucson” from SFN…
Bubba talks about how expensive his Phoenix trip is going to be…
What are the guys doing for the three days of vacation?…
Big Dick will have the guys use the new fingerprint timeclock during the vacation…
Bubba will be mad at Brent if he sits home all weekend…
Will Akira be Spice’s valentine this weekend?…
Who will Liquid Ass Bubba?…no one wants to do it…
Bubba leaves to take a piss and tells the guys to decide who will Liquid Ass him…
Spice draws his own name out of a hat…
Spice squirts Bubba with Liquid Ass…Bubba kicks at Spice and flips out…
Bubba pukes into a bucket…and almost vomits on Spice…