12/7/06

Highlights from Segment 1

Bubba can’t remember the last time he masturbated
Bubba thinks his fireside chat went terrible until Howard replayed it with commentary
Email- mark out to the show
Caller- FTE Mark out listening since 1985
Play – Ned – You’re A Mean One, Mr Clem
Email – never heard of Bubba until satellite radio
Email – buying more subscriptions to help Bubba’s numbers
Email – mark out to the show from the west coast
Email – just found Bubba on Sirius
Email – mark out from Colorado
Email – hated the fireside chat
Caller doing a terrible Howard Stern impersonation Bubba plays Price is Right to see who it is
The guys entertain Fake Howard Stern and keep the bit going
Real Howard Stern calls in and blows Sal’s cover as Fake Howard Stern
Sal pretends to be Beth and says she hates Bubba
Howard hangs up to go to a meeting…Fake Howard then hangs up

Highlights from Segment 2
Play – South Park kids meet Jesus
Hooters calendar girls in studio
Bubba successfully goes down the list of girls and determines who has boobjobs
The girls talk about the oldest guys they’ve dated
Play – Manson – 25Cent’s Very Ghetto Christmas
Dr Mark in studio
Bubba summons Jughead to the studio for a post interview update with the Hooters Girls
Bubba calls Ana to clarify one of the girls wanting to hook up with Spice
Bubba calls the wrong Ana again this is the one from Clearwater Beach
Break to make up time

Highlights from Segment 3
Play – Ned – Christmas Gives Me A Hardon
Dr Mark and Buster in studio
Email- Will Dr Mark accept patients from Georgia
Email- Has problems maintaining erections on Lexipro
Caller- Number 203 from the 12 Boobs of Christmas contest from Long Island
#203 plans to reenlist in the Army to finish her nursing degree
Bubba has Spice take her number for a callback after Dr Mark
Email- ejaculation hurts after kidney stones
Email- sex drive increasing with age but can’t perform with a woman
Email- has problems orgasming with his wife but orgasms quickly with himself
Email- wife is starting fertility treatments
Caller- Number 246 from the 12 Boobs of Christmas contest from Parrish, FL
Bubba has Spice take her number for a callback after Dr Mark for a dual ruboff
Caller- Diabetic FTE wants Cialis
Email- How long does it take for a circumcision to heal?
Play- Ike Turner’s Romantic Christmas
Spice gets Ana from Hooters on the phone
Ana confirms that two of the girls are hot for Spice
Spice finds pictures of Dark Match Ana from Clearwater Beach
Brent wants her number Bubba deletes it and Brent says he ruins the deal for everyone
Brent explains to Spice and Bubba how Amanda endorses mix-ins
Why does Brent try to hook up with women less attractive than Amanda?
Brent recounts the steak knife with Amanda caper
Bubba explains BRN Springsteen Christmas List
Play – Hammil – The New Todd Clem Show

Highlights from Segment 4
Bubba recounts 12 Boobs of Christmas standings
Bubba goes to the phones to see how many females are on the line
Joe the Super Mark is on line 1 he met Eric Bischoff
Bubba turns the show over to Spice and Brent to explain BRN Springsteen Christmas
Bubba plugs his favorites for 12 Boobs of Christmas
Play- Lasker needs help out of his car by a black man from BubbaRaw
Play- Manson – BRN Springsteen ’03
#246 and #203 of 12 Boobs of Christmas on the phone for a rub-off
#203’s husband helps her during the rub-off
#246 takes her turn at the rub-off
#203 and #246 go back and forth to earn votes
The show ends with the girls having a dual rub-off saying “cram my hole”