10/9/06

Highlights from Segment 1

Jughead shot the Ned “Cribs” edition this weekend
Ned has a dungeon or bomb shelter
The big free televised UFC fight is tomorrow
Would Spice cram Jennifer Emerson if given the chance?
Why did Ned throw Bubba’s camera on the ground?
Jughead comes in to recap filming at Ned’s house
Talk about Ned’s dungeon and the porn awards
25 Cent froze on stage at the porn awards
Terrell Owens to release a kids book called “Little T Learns To Share”
Play Manson and Spice’s “Terrell Owens” bit
Bubba’s new Sirius Stiletto from TSS Radio came in
Does 25 Cent have a porn career lined up?
25 Cent was networking with porn executives that no one has ever heard of
Hammil offers to film 25 Cent’s first porn movie
25 Cent gets pissed at Spice for telling Bubba about his possible porn career
Spice imagines a porn script starring 25 Cent as a carjacker
Bubba offers 25 Cent $50 to $100 per scene
25 Cent asks Ned to be his agent

Highlights from Segment 2
25 Cent still pissed about Bubba’s $100 per scene offer
25 Cent threatens Jughead with a tazer after Jughead tries to get a post interview
Bubba wrestles 25 Cent to the ground to get the tazer awaythen sends 25 home for the day
Should Bubba record the threesome with Alyssa and Heather while in Vegas?
Bubba calls 25 Cent and works out a deal to film a porn movie starring him
Talk about Sophia Arden on Howard’s show todayArtie shouldn’t drop the ball on this girl
Gary Dell’Abate calls in to comment on Sophia Arden, Joe Torre and the future of the Mets
news – former house page claims to have had sex with Mark Foley
play Ned’s “Mark Foley” song

Highlights from Segment 3
Bubba had Craig go to a faux painting class so he could paint Bubba’s office
Talk about an “alcohol vaporizer” that gets you drunk without actually drinking
Bubba wishes he could vaporize the bibleNed wishes he could fuck Jesuss
Bubba thanks Kim Jon Il for keeping the news busy with his nuclear tests
Bob Wodward and Dick Cheney talk(and Woodward audio)
Talk about upcoming Mel Gibson interview with Diane Sawyer
Play Ned’s “Mel Gibson Jews” song
Ron Jeremy and Dennis Hoff from the Bunny Ranch in the green room with two girls
Bubba calls Alyssahe is having performance anxiety
Bubba conference calls Heathershe wants to go through with the mix in
Heather says she would be into bondageAlyssa would wear a strap on if needed
Heather doesn’t want to talk about the mix in on air
25 Cent heads to the green room to ask Ron Jeremy if he could do porn
25 Cent shows Ron Jeremy his cock

Highlights from Segment 4
Jabba comes in studio to filmCan 25 Cent screw Jabba’s girlfriend?
Dennis Hoff and Ron Jeremy in studio with Felicia Flynn and Brooke Taylor …
Ron Jeremy talks about screwing at the Night Moves pool party
Dennis Hoff says he had anal sex twice today
Ron puts Bubba over for his Vivian West audio clips
Ron lists his favorite porn girlsand explains how he picks up chicks
Dennis explains how he likes very aggressive sex
Dennis Hoff and Ron Jeremy in studio with Felicia Flynn and Brooke Taylor (continued)
Felicia and Brooke show their tits and puss
Dennis Hoff and Brooke take turns choking out Felicia
Bubba plays the “Bunny Ranch” song
Did Ron Jeremy screw anyone on the “Surreal Life” TV show?