8/11/06

Highlights from Segment 1
Bubba announces an Amber alert in Georgia to start the show
Bubba and Heather had morning relations while the kids were at school
Heather wants Bubba to do more cardio before the wedding
Brent explains West Virginia’s tradition of burning couches over football game upsets
Brandie May will call the puss in studio
Somebody told John Force to cancel his phone appearance on Monday
Brooke Hogan receives a timbre for being hot on vh1com
Bubba tells the stories about Green Day and Aerosmith walking out on him
Bubba asked all staff to write anonymously who they hated on staff
Bubba hates Chip Jughead and 25Cent Dave hates Spice, Chip and 25Cent
Bubba hates 25Cent for being a smartass and living in the studio
25Cent says he is not living at the studioBubba asks Dave to pull tape to check if he is lying
Bubba says the power bill is double25Cent says he has had sex with a stripper once
Chip Jughead and Spice are most hatedCoCo is least hated
Caller – mark out to Call the Puss
Caller – Why is Lasker not on the most hated list? He isn’t in enough to make the list
Caller – What does Bubba think of F1 racing? Bubba doesn’t enjoy it but respects it

Highlights from Segment 2
Play – Manson – Bubba’s not a Homo (Kid Rock – Cowboy)
Bubba calls Jughead into the studio to talk about being second most hated
Bubba recaps who can’t be fired- Manson, Ned, Dave, Brent and Spice
Chip voted himself 3rd most hated, Bubba requests him in studio for being an idiot
Bubba flips out over the video not working after buying a new cameraJughead says its fixed
Jughead says Bubba is much better than his 98rock days to work with
Bubba summons CoCo to the studio for smoking so much pot during the show
CoCo estimates a pound of weed is smoked a week at the BRNCoCo smokes every hour
CoCo is in charge of getting people highBubba Dave and Chip are the non-smokers
Chip is back with his girlfriend that hates the show
Spice gets a timbre for hooking up with a Miller Lite girl last night
Spice highfives Chip over his girlfriend being 17Bubba gets heat with Spice
Chip’s girlfriend gave him a show or her ultimatumBrent says those never work out
Bubba cuts to 25Cent in the Greenroom with Bandy May and her husband
Today is Hulk Hogan and Blish’s birthdays
Jughead pusses out on Bubba’s green room interview25Cent does it the best
Brandie May in studio
Blish wants his wife to swinghis shirt says “The last girl who sucked my dick won the lotto”
Blish says his wife doesn’t know about other womenBubba wants to call his wife
Blish’s wife Tiffany on the phoneshe will have a serious talk with him when he gets home
Tiffany and Blish both were having sex with other people when they first started dating
Blish gives Tiffany permission to have sex with their friend Mike again if he is present

Highlights from Segment 3
Brandie May in studio
Brandie wants to pierce her taintshe already has her nipple pierced
Bubba would like Brandie to pierce her taint on-air
Bubba tells 25Cent to get Chip in the studio to be trampled
Brandie digs into Chip’s chest and kicks him in the balls
Bubba asks Brandie to sniff 25Cents ballsshe says they smell like cologne
Brent sets the phone up for calling the puss
Bubba tries to call the puss but dials the wrong number
The call goes straight to voicemail
Bubba uses Blish’s phone to call the pussit works
Bubba tries to talk to the pussthe phone turns off during insertion
Brandie climbs the stripper pole and Spice tries to talk to Bubba via Brandie
Chip doesn’t want to shave for personal reasonshe has an STD from a previous girl
Bubba inspects Chip in private and says it is an ingrown hair or sweat pimple
Brandie agrees with Bubba and tells Chip to keep his balls clean
The guys rib Dr Mark for telling Chip to wait for his insurance to kick in before consult
Brandie gives a rundown of what each STD looks like
Blish has warts that he says he got from shaving with unclean razors
Brandie agrees with Spice on hating condoms

Highlights from Segment 4
Bubba calls Hulk Hogan for his birthday
Bubba asks the Bubba Army to Hulk up on VH1com for Brooke’s song
Bubba tells Hogan he wants to date BrookeHogan says he was kick his ass
25Cent goes into the green room to interview the 2001 girls
Nikki is Bubba’s favoritehe spend $1500 on her and she took care of his guests
Nikki says Heather is too hot for Bubba
2001 Girls in studio (Krysta and Nikki)
The girls made two guys make out before they got to have sex with them
Nikki only dates black guys but is starting to see other guys
Nikki had sex with a Bucs player but will not tell who
Bubba asks Nick about the new ordinances on Tampa gentlemen’s clubs
Spice plays 20 questions with Nikki about which Bucs player she was with
Bubba players Price is Right to test the theorythey are correct
Nikki says it was a onetime thing and took place in a nice hotel
Nikki tells the story about how she hooked up with the Bucs player
Bubba gets the girls to smell 25Cent’s balls
Nikki says the Bucs player and her boyfriend are bigger than 25Cent
Nikki gets strange action at least once a weekKrysta only picks up girls
Nikki would have sex with Spice for $5000