8/10/06

Highlights from Segment 1
Bubba shot Spice with a BB Gun yesterday
Bubba and Heather are in an argument because on the Bubba RAW DVD, a girl gives Bubba a lap dance
Request for Black Man vs Nigga Man
Plays Manson’s Black Man vs Nigga Man
Spice comes in studio to talk about getting shot
He’s pissed because Brent keeps giggling
Brent & Spice both agree that Bubba actually meant to shoot Spice and that it wasn’t an accident
Bubba tries to say it was an Accident, but Spice refuses to believe him
Bubba admits he aimed it at Spice and wanted to blast him, but then backpedals and says it was an accident
Spice wants Bubba to play the apology voice mails
Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are freaked out because they lost their wedding night camera
They play the Bubba voice mails
Brent laughed so hard he shit his pants
Bubba denies that its him on the voice mails
Bubba calls Spice a cock-sucker for not calling him back

Highlights from Segment 2
Sasha Sparxx will be in studio and Bubba will beat her up
Robin Williams checked into rehab for alcoholism
Michelle Ramos is a Penthouse Pet who fucks two identical twins and is engaged to both
Planes are now outlawing shampoos on flights
Mainstream media is starting to question 9/11, so Bubba finds it convenient that now there’s a new terror situation that causes us to take our eye off the ball
Plays audio of G WBush talking about the failed terror plot in the UK
Bubba reads a document from 1962 called Operation Northwoods
It says that the US were going to stage mock attacks against US Civilians and blame it on the Cubans
They also planned to fly a fake drone airplane, pretend it had college students in it, and blow it up to blame it on Cuba
They draw connections to 9/11
Plays Ned’s Outlawed Sex Toy bit
Dr Mark in Studio
A man claims to orgasm for 7 minutes straight
Dr Mark takes Cialis every day They talk about his sex life
Bubba wants Dr Mark to give him a removed cyst or tumor so he can make someone eat it Dr Mark refuses

Highlights from Segment 3
Replay of voice mails
More debate over the shooting of Spice
I Heart New York calls in
She backed out of sucking off everyone at the film festival due to the mumps
Stern Fan Network is a tough crowd to please
She’s diagnosed legitimately as crazy
She wants to screw 25 Cent
They talk about the SFN and Howard Shrine as if it’s the draft
She admits she’s a dirty slut
Sasha Sparxxx in the green room
Bubba calls Hogan
They send in 25 to the green room
25 says he has a big black cigar she can smoke
She wont suck him off
She says she won’t suck off Hulk Hogan and is disgusted
She’s being bitchy
Hogan asks Bubba Army to vote for Brooke’s song on VH-1
Brooke on the phone asking for help

Highlights from Segment 4
Sasha Sparxxx in studio
Bubba thinks Sasha’s been shitty and isn’t afraid to kick her out
Hogan wants to light a fire on Sasha’s snizatch
She doesn’t want to take her tits out so they argue a bit
25 takes out his penis and she’s ordered to touch it
She has 2 piercings on her pussy
She lives in Louisiana, Bubba wonders if she’s the product of incest
She’s into getting hog tied and fucked with a loaded gun to her head
Bubba takes out a real gun and Spice runs
Bubba wants her to do dildos, but she’s on the rag Bubba wants her to prove it
25 grabs a gun and simulates rape
She gets uppity for a cigarette and Bubba calls her white trash
Sasha Sparxxx gets naked and is hog tied by 25
She bites Bubba’s ankle
Bubba gets angry with her and wants her to pay
Spice puts a ball gag in her mouth
They call her a whore and talk shit to her
They tie her to the stripper pole
Bubba wants to pee on her
They put on nipple clamps
25 Ass Faces her
25 tea bags her
Hogan calls in and says to not untie her until she votes for Brooke Hogan on VH-1 com
She says 25 doesn’t have stinky balls