8/9/06

Highlights from Segment 1
Lasker Investigates
Kevin Ulmner edition with Blake Robinson
Lasker says he will show up at Ulmner’s house every day until he gets fired
Lasker says “I’m not leaving your life I’ll get a private detective to find out about all of your relatives”
Bubba will play Ned’s “Jew Jew Jew” song
Back to Lasker Investigates Officer Grose (Gross) is ready to shoot Lasker
Blake Robinson is on the phone and says he loves Lasker Investigates
Ned’s Mel Gibson “Jew Jew Jew” song

Highlights from Segment 2
They attempt to call Kevin Ulmner
Kevin wont come to the phone
Electronic Voting is problamatic
Bubba says his election in Pinellas was possibly tampered with because he lost over 30,000 votes in a minute due to electronic voting and refreshes
Claims exit polling data was completely wrong
Bubba wants is mom to stop listening because he talks about sex a lot
Bubba thinks there’s trouble in the Hogan household
He blames the trouble on the “Reality Show Curse”
Bubba predictively states that Barack Obama would make a great presidential candidate because he’s smooth
They talk about a girl in studio yesterday that is engaged to two twin men at the same time
Bubba wishes Brittany Spears would die and names his death list
Whoopi Goldberg, Rosie O’Donnel and K-Fed are on the list (Removed John Hogan)
They play the K-Fed and Brittany Spears tape where Brittany is trashed
Brittany Spears thinks that time travel is real

Highlights from Segment 3
Manson’s 2000 League of Woman Voter’s bit
They want to get Sal and Richard to prank Kevin Ulmner
Maurice Claret was arrested on an illegal U-Turn
He was found with a loaded weapon and a bullet proof vest He had four guns and an assault rifle
They talk about the new freshman Tim Tebow, they think he will be a star
Talledega Nights pissed off the Christians with the Jesus Prayer Scene
Darryl Gwen on the phone from the NHRA
He has a lot of George Steinbrenner stories and could write a second book on it
Darryl runs a charity called Rods and Reels
He’s a quadrepelegic and tries to help those who are paralyzed

Highlights from Segment 4
Manson paarody “Going for Strippers”
Hogan audio for Pokemon
Hogan cuts a promo on Pikichu for stealing his colors
They talk to a caller who owns a pizza shop, cab business, and is also running for mayor
Manson’s “Celebrity Family Feud” featuring the Arabs vs American Politicians
Replay of Manson’s Celebrity Family Feud
They talk about conditioned thinking with raised gas prices
Talk about 9/11 being a conspiracy
The US Government can’t control freedom of information with the internet anymore
They talk about building 7 being a controlled demolition and ordered to be “pulled”
No other buildings in the history of the world have ever imploded due to a fire except on 9/11