4/12/06

Highlights from Segment 1
Puts new intern, Joe, over about the updates to BTLS.com.
Dave Rice comes in the studio to adjust Brent’s mic
Joe The Intern comes in the studio. Bubba gives him new name, “Chip.”
(caller) comments on Chip’s name
(caller) says he has a hook up on Photoshop.
(caller) marks out, needs a McGillicutty.
Bubba talks about Jennifer Lopez article, sues her first husband.
Bubba reads article about a woman (Rodriguez) who kills a baby. Talks about Brian James who said on his Phoenix talk show got in trouble for saying Mexicans should be shot when they crossed the border.
Plays Manson’s “Bubba From The Block” song.
Bubba talks about the $5 check Ned got in the mail. Talks about a Ned IPO.
Talks about not carrying much cash anymore.
Dave Rice found Bubba’s timbal sound effect. Tries to explain when it’s used.
(caller) comments on woman who killed baby
(caller) wants to hear “Hooked on Hatley” and Ned reads to kids bit.
(caller-Jerry Spring Hill, FL) has Bubba given Sirius listeners a taste of Butterfly Bitch and he should rename the timbal the Gold Star

Highlights from Segment 2
Play Manson’s Eminem Bible Stories Adam and Eve bit.
Bubba wonders if Eminem knows how good an impression Manson does.
Bubba ponders how someone can be hooked on Ambien.
Bubba thinks he has gotten better with his temper.
Bubba wants to get Brent back in shape.
Coco in the studio.
(caller-Brian Tampa) thought Bubba was upset over the Howard’s Bitch song.
(caller-Josh Goshen, IN) pharmacist talks meds with Bubba.
Talk about Britney Spears visit from Child Welfare Services.
(caller) talk about Knoxville racing.
Bubba talks about what happened to his race car at East Bay
Play Manson’s “Baffled Me With Bullshit” song
Poop Doctor on the phone.
Says Elvis died of an imacted colon that caused a heart attack.
Bubba is on a daily regimen of colon cleanse.
Bubba talks about his poop stick.
Dr Poop wants to sponsor Buba’s race car.

Highlights from Segment 3
Play “Live Like You Were Frying”
Matt Yokum on the phone.
Gene Lasker in the studio.
NASCAR talk. Sterling Marlin and Jimmy Spencer wear hairpieces.
Lasker in Green Room with listeners. Preps them for tazering.
Truck Driver FTE Jones from Scranton, PA and Blish in the studio.
Blish is strapped to the torture rack to get his balls shocked. They call his wife and tell her what they are planning to do.

Highlights from Segment 4
Bubba and Gene talk about Bubba’s new race helmet.
The shocking of Blish’s balls. Lasker has the controls and makes Blish cry. Then Bubba zaps Blish.
Bubba calls Blish’s wife. She’s upset because she loves his balls.
Bubba and Lasker describe what the tazering feels like.
FTE Jones prepares to be tazed.
Bubba makes FTE Jones say a disclaimer.
Play Ned “Storytime David & Goliath.”
(caller) carries tazer, give suggestion how to shoot the guy.
(caller) marks out, wishes he heard him before.
Bubba climbs a ladder for the tazering.
FTE Jones gets shot, then Lasker threatens everyone in the studio with the tazer.
Gene gets crazy, wants to pull out the fishhooks.
FTE Jones describes the tazering.
(caller-EMT in CT) cops shot guy on PCP 3 times and it did nothing.
(caller) saw 3 cops do it get knocked out.
(caller) thought it was insane.
(caller) thinks Lasker is a retard.
(caller) put Lasker in a straight jacket
(caller) wants lasker in CT to clean shit up.
(caller) rubber gloves doesn’t work with voltage.
(caller) would FTE prefer getting tazered or beat with a stick
Bubba talks about listener Brain Bramage. He thinks Bram’s wife burned the trailer down.
Blish says he would rather take a tazer than a ball shocking.