4/11/06

Highlights from Segment 1
Tyler will be getting fitted for is first fire suit in a few days.
Bubba will be anally sacrificing a virgin for Good Friday.
I Heart NY will be on the phone.
Caller asks about Possible New York Appearance.
Bubba will be in New York for Howard’s Film Festival.
Everyone thinks Ned can get away with anything as far as dressing up goes.
Bubba wants Ned to wear a powder blue suit.
They come up with gaudy ned outfits.
Tucker Carlson will be on the phone later.
Bubba blames republicans for problems such as gas prices.
Manson parody, “Sucking Big Oil’s Dick”
Gas could be $3.25 by next summer.
Truckers now have to pay $600 for gas.
A new intern is starting. Bubba will name him soon.
Bubba calls Danny the Dud for tire rules.

Highlights from Segment 2
I Heart New York on the phone.
She’s asked to be with 25 Cent instead of Brent.
Bubba sets up the I Heart NY sucking schedule.
25 goes to the studio.
25 & NY talk on the phone.
25 is excited for the sucking.
NY wants 25 to be clean and shaved.
She might even fuck him.
25 says he’s big enough.
Brent is about 6 3/4 inches.
Dr. Mark is about 8 inches.
Bubba sents 25 to his office to jerk it and measure.
Bubba spies on 25 beating off.
Manson’s song “Howard’s Bitch” (Removed)
Bubba plays the “Lasker Investigates” segment.
Lasker invades Lex & Terry’s show.
Bubba’s upset because 25 didn’t beat off good enough.
Bubba wanted to see 25 beat off on camera but 25 hid it.

Highlights from Segment 3
Copter is on the phone.
Copter will get sucked off by I Heart NY.
Bubba wants to know wo Copter will choose as his replacement should he not be able to make it.
Caller wants I Heart NY to do phone sex on air.
They play the best highlights of the Mia Haze & Jada Deville strap-on action.
Tucker Carlson will be on the phone.
Tucker is thinking about dropping the bow tie.
Tucker asks where Bubba got “the Love Sponge” from.
Bubba explains the story.
He got it at a fraternity party.
They talk about illegal immigration vs the civil rights movement.
1986 Reagan’s Amnesty Bill made illegal immigration really bad.
They talk about a white house phone jamming scandal.
Gary Condit now works at a Baskin Robbins.
The Iraqi people don’t want to be free.

Highlights from Segment 4
25 tells Bubba he doesn’t want to jerk off on film, but his penis is 9 1/4 inches.
Trucker calls in to complain, saying without truckers, American Economy would tank.
Soccer shoe is naming itself after Zyclon, a Nazi gas.
Plays a Ned call to the Zyclon shoe makers.
“Feel the Power of the Fag Basher” – Ned
Lasker on the phone.
Gene will give the flying fish hooks to someone tomorrow.
Ned wants 25 to put carburetor cleaner on his dick and rape someone.
Lasker talks about racing.
Bubba replays a Raquel Rayes phone call.
She’s the hottest transvestite in the world, and tricks men into letting them get oral sex from him/her.
The guy on the phone describes his experience with Raquel.
Puts her over as amazing, even though he knows she’s a guy, and still went back for more.