3/10/06

Highlights from Segment 1
Bubba is the inventor of Shock Collar Karaoke.
Matty Yocum and Porn Stars are in the studio today.
Brent will get his nose-hair trimmed.
Ned will roast Ron the Limo Driver
Pat from DigiQuest will do the return of Shock Collar Karaoke.
Bubba wants to do the Pat Makeover to get rid of his mullet and Key West Butt Tickler
Pat sings No Doubt, “I’m Just a Girl”
Jimmy knows Ju Jitsu, so Bubba puts the shock collar on his arm.
Bubba won’t have any sex this weekend.
Hamil is in the studio.
The listeners want BubbaRaw.com, but Bubba says Hamil isn’t doing his part.
Bubba will film Brent’s nose hair clipping.
Hamil has Vivian West, who can squirt.
Bubba doesn’t know why he films things, because Bubba Raw doesn’t exist.
Bubba starts to set regular days for guests.
Bubba wants to do a “Listener gets Screwed Party”
Bubba is planning his own surprise 40th Birthday Party, which isn’t a surprise because he’s planning it.
Hamil gave Bubba a 1966 Bottle of Don Perignon for his birthday
Ned plays a parody of Space Lord – Monster Magnet
Bubba wants to buy 4 more shock collars and attach them all to someone.
Bubba now wants to add a “death” clause in his waiver.

Highlights from Segment 2
Bubba’s disgusted by Brent’s nose hair and trims it for him.
Brent bogs the nose clippers down
Brent isn’t able to blow his nose.
Caller shares a story about how a shock collar caused a traffic jam.
Matty Yocum on the phone for NASCAR talk.
Matty will tug his left ear on TV to say hello to the Bubba Army.
NASCAR guys carry their small pets with them.
They’re promoting a “Pit Road Pets” book.
Bubba loves the song “She Talks to Angels” by Black Crows
Ned’s “Ronny the Limo Driver” roast – “Real American Asshole”
25 Cent helps bubba with computer problems.
Recap of Howard on Hannity.
Hoard hates obscenity in society.
He’s “religiously paranoid” – afraid to not believe in God.
Spiritual but not religious.
Howard doesn’t believe in organized religion.
Bubba runs down marriage with each of the on-air guys and asks if the’d do it again.
Manson wouldn’t get married in a church but would still marry.
Brent isn’t sure if he’d get married again.
Hamil says yes.
Ned says he would marry in Utah and be a polygamist with midgets and goats.

Highlights from Segment 3
Bubba runs down who he gave comany cards to.
Back to Howard’s recap on Hannity.
Howard’s daughter was in a play, and the director used her for publicity by making her go nude.
Stripping is a sad life.
Howard finds strippers fascinating because of how the girls live their lives like that in a day to day lifestyle.
He says he’s fascinated by fringe lifestyles.
Howards wants to blow up the Middle East.
Manson parody – “GW Bush Presidential Video Game”
Brent predicts that we will never find Bin Laden.
Janie Cakes on the phone.
Janie wrote an original rap that recaps Bubba’s week.
She hopes to be as good as Little Bow Wow.
Janie turns 60 tomorrow.
She outlived her mom.
She wants a Janie Cakes Rocks T-Shirt.
Janie’s mom had to walk to the hospital to give birth.
Janies water broke so she had to drive herself to the hospital.
Janie hates the Shock Collar Karaoke.
Janie doesn’t want Bubba to take care of her when she’s old because she’s afraid he’ll shock her.
Janie’s favorite words are “Cunty” and “Ball Sack”
Bubba wants Janie to do a weekly Rap Recap song.

Highlights from Segment 4
Ned’s Cowboys Go Homo song
Bush on TV, calling American’s racist for not wanting Arabs watching the borders.
– They go to the Green Room where Vivian West is showering.
While spying on her, the girl wants to work up 25’s dick.
She once was in a Deep-throat Kielbasa Sausage Contest.
She gives 25 a lap dance.
Hamil licks her nipples.
Vivian West in studio.
She has between 40-50 movies.
She loves anal.
She can hit her own shoulder squirting.
She masturbates in the tanning bed.
She deep-throat’s Bubba’s finger.
She turns into an animal and masturbates.
She wants to punish her pussy for being bad.
Out of 50 movies, she’s only faked 2 orgasms.
The girl puts the entire microphone in her pussy.
Bubba is dumbfounded.
She puts 8 fingers in her pussy and continually masturbates.
Bubba wants to have sex with her.