1/11/06

Highlights from segment 1
It is day 3 and Bubba hasn’t been fired yet…
Bubba can touch guy’s asses and not be called gay…
Bubba doesn’t think the phone lines are working because no one is calling…
Bubba’s friend said he can find any XM device but can’t find Sirius units…
Bubba calls his friend Mike about not being able to find a Sirius home unit…
Bubba heard Ned is screwing the bouncer at 2001 in Tampa…
Bubba talks to Doug who runs Bubba’s Fan Forum…
Bubba asks Brent how much weight he’s gained since his press photo…
Bubba said women can’t keep up with him sexually or intellectually…
Bubba explains what a work and a shoot are for the new listeners…
Bubba loves BJ Harris and Todd Thomas at Clear Channel…
Doug says it took him a couple months to fully understand Bubba’s lingo…
Bubba was hallucinating last night because he’s lonely in New York City…
Bubba said he has a tongue like a rattler and Robin never oral like can give…
News audio – Fox 13 Lightning Round talks about Howard Stern satellite radio…
Bubba says Christy shouldn’t comment on radio because her show is small…
Christy Thomas called Howard Stern lazy…
Bubba said Christy is fat and hideous and should put some more lipstick on…
Bubba wipes the CD notes on his corn hole…
Bubba and Brent make fun of Chad Thomas for frosting his hair…
Bubba asks Brent if he saw Robin…

Highlights from segment 2
Bubba said public enemies #1 and #2 are Warren Sapp and Macho Man…
Bubba has heard so many horror stories about Warren Sapp…
Bubba Plays Ned’s “Big Fat, Dumb Black, Mean, Pot-Smokin’ Mother Fucker” Song…
Bubba explains the phone call he recorded with Warren Sapp…
Bubba doesn’t understand why everyone was so afraid of Warren Sapp…
Bubba explains what “mark[ed] out” means to the audience…
Bubba plays the Warren Sapp phone call from 98 Rock…
Bubba screwed up his timing coming back from commercials…
Bubba and Brent argue over who knew Rich & Covino first…
Bubba thinks Rich is hot & he thinks that Victoria Zdrock likes him more…
Bubba asks Rich how big his penis is and Rich says average (6 inches)…
Bubba says he makes girls do the Heisman during relations (Deion Sanders mention)…
Sex Therapist Victoria Zdrock is in studio…
Bubba says he’ll never date anyone who has no kids again…
Victoria was in both Playboy and Penthouse magazines…
Brent asks if girls can or cannot squirt – Dr. Z says yes…
Bubba asks what squirt is made of because he loves licking it…
Brent admits that he pleasured himself to one of Victoria’s films…
Rich confirms that girls have named Bubba the best at oral…
Victoria agrees to show Bubba her boobs…
Bubba asks Victoria to rub her nipple on the microphone…
Bubba asks Victoria to talk dirty to him in her thick Ukrainian accent…
Bubba turns off Brent’s mic because he’s bringing down the party…
Brent is pissed that Bubba let Sammy touch Victoria’s boobs…

Highlights from segment 3
Caller – went to strip club with his wife and his wife got a lap dance…
Bubba is complaining that they have so many bosses…
Bubba says he’s having a lot of fun…
Email – Dando says they love the show and says they missed Scooby Doo bit…
Email – female listener loves the show and never misses it on her way home…
Bubba tells a story of going to Seattle with Andrew Test…
Email – tells Bubba to stop sucking Howard’s dick and stop talking about himself…
The listeners are loving the Warren Sapp call that Bubba played from earlier…
Bubba wants only female callers for the rest of the show b/c he’s sick of men…
Bubba thanks Jimmy Jamz, Milton, Manson, Brent, Doug & Craig…
Caller – (Robin) listens to Howard in the morning and Bubba in the afternoon…
Bubba asks the caller to give her boyfriend anal tonight for him…
Bubba and the Brent role play about how the caller will ask her boyfriend for anal…
Bubba makes Robin promise that she’ll let her boyfriend ejaculate on her breasts…

Highlights from segment 4
Bubba apologizes to Sirius for the fucked up clock…
Bubba wants to get Tony Stewart on the phone…
Bubba gets Tony Stewart’s voicemail and leaves a message…
Bubba tries to call Tony Stewart’s handler Sumo…
Brent congratulates Goose Gossage for going into MLB Hall of Fame…
Caller – from Cincinnati – loves the show & rubs the phone on her crotch…
Bubba & Brent talk about shaving parameters and what women like…
Bubba makes fun of Brent’s sideburns saying they look like California…
Bubba wants to sync up his contract up with a 5-year deal…
Email – 19-yr-old female loves the show and Bubba wants to meet her…
Brent talks about how he had to fart but shit his pants at the hotel…
Howard Stern Calls In…Bubba accidentally hangs up on him…
Howard Stern On The Phone…
Howard says Victoria Zdrock’s clitoris is bigger than his penis…
Tim Sabean calls in while Howard is on the phone…
Howard allows Bubba to back out of having to show his asshole in the studio…
Bubba cussed 33 times today total…